Michael Bay's unsolicited rejected script for The Dark Knight
This most likely belongs in the Non-TF section, but since it's a Bay story, I thought I'd stick it here:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/sh...gPost%3A355506
Some excerpts:
Quote:
Bruce: (pause) Let's save the world
Quote:
We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
Oh, if only Christopher Nolan could have written and directed Transformers.
http://lindalane.com/temporary/tf/babycrying.gif
EDIT:
Another golden excerpt:
http://lindalane.com/temporary/tf/da...htexcerpt1.png
:eek::confused::D