Michael Bay's unsolicited rejected script for The Dark Knight

[jaydisc]

This most likely belongs in the Non-TF section, but since it's a Bay story, I thought I'd stick it here:

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/sh...gPost%3A355506

Some excerpts:

Bruce: (pause) Let's save the world

We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.

Oh, if only Christopher Nolan could have written and directed Transformers.



EDIT:

Another golden excerpt:

All of them

[Kyle]

TF2 is not looking good...

[Thanatos]

I somehow find it hard to believe that Michael Bay wrote an excerpt of that pathetic quality.

At least I hope not.

[G1Optimal]

I hope that was some kind of a joke.... as, for some reason i doubt Michael Bay would write it this way

but it was funny none the less.

[Robzy]

That is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!!

[GoktimusPrime]

Bay is a director, not a writer. When you say that it's Bay's rejected script, do you mean that this was a script written by Bay that someone rejected, or a script written by a writer that Bay rejected?

Bay didn't write TF1 - Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman did. They're also writing TF2 alongside Ehren Kruger.

[jaydisc]

In hindsight, I think it's quite obviously a joke.

Bay didn't write TF1 - Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman did. They're also writing TF2 alongside Ehren Kruger.

Ugghh. Don't remind me.

[Robzy]

Yea - it's just a dig at Michael Bay... if he could write scripts, then this is what they'd be like...

I mean, the guy has slick directorial skills... Megan Fox: "His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best."


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[GoktimusPrime]

...there are worse scripts that have been made into movies...



*shudder*

[griffin]

This can go into the non-TFs section.