Episode 4: Summon bird to the sword
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G2 Prime: Farewell Mirage, you will be remembered for your snobbery and uncanny ability to obtain voyeuristic material. Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito.
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G2 Prime:Requiescat in pace
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G2 Prime: What the
Kup: I know that smoke pattern from that wound ..... Audiosonic oscillation maser. This could only mean.....
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Kup: Soundwave :mad:
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Ravage, Howlback eject. Operation: Announce commencement of a surprise attack.
Overbite: You're right, his circuits ARE fried.
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Kup: Prime! Yer gotta buy us some time with Soundwave and the minicons. I'll drag Warpath to safety.
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G2 Prime: I'll do more than just buy us some time Kup
Kup: Yeah, you could like die or something. That'd be GRAND
Overbite: Rawr!
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G2 Prime: HYAH!
Overbite: *yelp*
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Kup: Hang on Warpath lad, I'll get you out of here. Oh crap. There's Soundwave and he's pointing his thingy at us.
Soundwave: This reminds me of the time Sixshot took down all of the Aerialbots. Many Autobots lost their heads that day. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Kup: That was unnecessary.
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G2 Prime: Hah, Kup's got Soundwave doing standup, this is the perfect opportunity to lop off his head.
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Dreadwing: SOUNDWAVE-SAMA!!!!
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G2 Prime: What the heck, get off my blade you angry bird!
Dreadwing: Urrghk! Get away from my master!
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Dreadwing: Soundwave-sama.... Do not... forget... me.
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Soundwave: Laserbeak... where is Laserbeak?
G2 Prime: It seems, in your moment of weakness, he flew into my sword.
Soundwave: Implausible. I still feel him. I....
G2 Prime: His remains are right here!
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Soundwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
Don't you hate it when rebooted shows go all anime on you? Stay tuned for next week's episode where G2 Prime goes toe to toe against....
well... Soundwave. Who else?
Episode 5: Duke-out in the Dunes
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[Cue Guile's Theme. It really does go with everything]
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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
SHOOM! SHOOM SHOOM!
[B]G2 Prime:[B] An opening volley of missiles eh? Nice move.
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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact
G2 Prime: Okay that's just cheap.
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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
G2 Prime: STOP SPAMMING MISSILES! IT'S NOT FAIR!
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Soundwave: Request granted. Sonic Beam. Enact.
CHOOOM!
G2 Prime: Uagh! Uagh Uagh Uagh
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Soundwave: Don't bring a Laser knife to a Laser gun fight.
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G2 Prime: I must not repeat the mistakes of the first round. I will use a ranged attack of my own.
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G2 Prime: Energon sword throw!!!
Soundwave: Sonic Intercept. Enact.
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G2 Prime: Slaggin Underbase. Now that's just Haxx. You communications geeks are all the same. All tech, no mettle.
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Soundwave: Sonic Roundhouse. Enact.
G2 Prime: Agh! Damned geek knows Tekkaido
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Soundwave: Sonic Sucker Punch. Enact.
G2 Prime: You'll have to do more than that to break ME Soundwave.
Soundwave: x3
G2 Prime: Okay that would do it.
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Soundwave: As per the intergalactic code of conduct for evil villainy, I now grant you the right to say your last words thereby producing an opportunity for your comrades to mount an impeccable rescue or yourself to think up an improbable last ditch escape plan.
G2 Prime: So glad Megatron signed the Cybertronians up to that convention.
Soundwave: The code of conduct only offers a single cycle for you to offer your last words unless the captor (me) has elected to gloat upon the captive (you) the extent of my villainous plans then you will have half a cycle upon the termination of the principal monologue. I must inform you that you reserve the right to appeal for an extension of this period should there by a valid query regarding any of details described in the aforementioned villainous plan that can be regarded as "not stalling for time" as prescribed in another villainy standard "Classfication of queries towards villainous plans by protagonists". I should also inform you that of last stellar cycle this standard was made redundant by the Intergalactic Code of Practice for fair and equal epic battles between good and evil and now all queries made within an execution event are regarded as "stalling for time". Thus since I have not elected to do say a monologue with the specific intent of minimising the window of opportunity for your escape and you actualy hold no rights to extend your stay of execution you have 12 seconds before I run you through with your own energon weapon.
G2 Prime: Very well, I have my word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Speak, Autobot
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G2 Prime: Trans-form
Soundwave: Evasive maneuvers. Enact. Failed - Report - Hand pinched by transforming parts. Gross. Warning, centre of gravity of critical mass shifting overhead...
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G2 Prime: Your game is up Soundwave. Tell us where the rest of the ugly Decepticons are!
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Kup: It's no good Prime. Communications are still jammed. I can't contact any of the other Autobots. Soundwave was not the source of the jamming signal.
Cliffjumper: Wait then who's in charge of the Decepticons?
Soundwave: You believe I am now the leader of the Decepticons? I regret to inform you that since the 'Incident' both Autobot and Decepticon have fallen under the influence of one whose loyalty and devotion to Lord Megatron is admittedly greater than my own.
Kup: I know who you're talkin about, but thats far too illogical to believe.
Soundwave: Furthermore, this individual now possesses your Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
G2 Prime: What?!?
Kup: Oh slag...
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G2 Prime: The Matrix. It has been so long. I had forgotten that it still exists in this era. AUTOBOTS. We have a new objective! We must find the new lord of the Decepticons and reclaim the Matrix of Leadership. Without the matrix, Cybertronians will be condemned to a future of neon colours and ever increasing gimmicktry in order to stay relevant. Believe me, you do not want to go there.
Kup: I intend to die before I get there.
G2 Prime: But I wonder. Who has the matrix? Starscream? No... Shockwave? Perhaps...
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"Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happyness!// ALL HAIL MEGATRON!"