Transformers: G2 Prime

[Lint]

G2 Prime: Farewell Mirage, you will be remembered for your snobbery and uncanny ability to obtain voyeuristic material. Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito.


G2 Prime:Requiescat in pace


G2 Prime: What the
Kup: I know that smoke pattern from that wound ..... Audiosonic oscillation maser. This could only mean.....


Kup: Soundwave
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Ravage, Howlback eject. Operation: Announce commencement of a surprise attack.
Overbite: You're right, his circuits ARE fried.


Kup: Prime! Yer gotta buy us some time with Soundwave and the minicons. I'll drag Warpath to safety.



G2 Prime: I'll do more than just buy us some time Kup
Kup: Yeah, you could like die or something. That'd be GRAND
Overbite: Rawr!


G2 Prime: HYAH!
Overbite: *yelp*


Kup: Hang on Warpath lad, I'll get you out of here. Oh crap. There's Soundwave and he's pointing his thingy at us.
Soundwave: This reminds me of the time Sixshot took down all of the Aerialbots. Many Autobots lost their heads that day. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Kup: That was unnecessary.


G2 Prime: Hah, Kup's got Soundwave doing standup, this is the perfect opportunity to lop off his head.


Dreadwing: SOUNDWAVE-SAMA!!!!


G2 Prime: What the heck, get off my blade you angry bird!
Dreadwing: Urrghk! Get away from my master!


Dreadwing: Soundwave-sama.... Do not... forget... me.






Soundwave: Laserbeak... where is Laserbeak?
G2 Prime: It seems, in your moment of weakness, he flew into my sword.
Soundwave: Implausible. I still feel him. I....
G2 Prime: His remains are right here!


Soundwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO


Don't you hate it when rebooted shows go all anime on you? Stay tuned for next week's episode where G2 Prime goes toe to toe against....

well... Soundwave. Who else?

[Hursticon]

Sweet!

[Lint]

[Cue Guile's Theme. It really does go with everything]


Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
SHOOM! SHOOM SHOOM!
[B]G2 Prime:[B] An opening volley of missiles eh? Nice move.


Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact
G2 Prime: Okay that's just cheap.


Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
G2 Prime: STOP SPAMMING MISSILES! IT'S NOT FAIR!


Soundwave: Request granted. Sonic Beam. Enact.
CHOOOM!
G2 Prime: Uagh! Uagh Uagh Uagh


Soundwave: Don't bring a Laser knife to a Laser gun fight.


G2 Prime: I must not repeat the mistakes of the first round. I will use a ranged attack of my own.


G2 Prime: Energon sword throw!!!
Soundwave: Sonic Intercept. Enact.


G2 Prime: Slaggin Underbase. Now that's just Haxx. You communications geeks are all the same. All tech, no mettle.


Soundwave: Sonic Roundhouse. Enact.
G2 Prime: Agh! Damned geek knows Tekkaido


Soundwave: Sonic Sucker Punch. Enact.
G2 Prime: You'll have to do more than that to break ME Soundwave.
Soundwave: x3
G2 Prime: Okay that would do it.


Soundwave: As per the intergalactic code of conduct for evil villainy, I now grant you the right to say your last words thereby producing an opportunity for your comrades to mount an impeccable rescue or yourself to think up an improbable last ditch escape plan.
G2 Prime: So glad Megatron signed the Cybertronians up to that convention.
Soundwave: The code of conduct only offers a single cycle for you to offer your last words unless the captor (me) has elected to gloat upon the captive (you) the extent of my villainous plans then you will have half a cycle upon the termination of the principal monologue. I must inform you that you reserve the right to appeal for an extension of this period should there by a valid query regarding any of details described in the aforementioned villainous plan that can be regarded as "not stalling for time" as prescribed in another villainy standard "Classfication of queries towards villainous plans by protagonists". I should also inform you that of last stellar cycle this standard was made redundant by the Intergalactic Code of Practice for fair and equal epic battles between good and evil and now all queries made within an execution event are regarded as "stalling for time". Thus since I have not elected to do say a monologue with the specific intent of minimising the window of opportunity for your escape and you actualy hold no rights to extend your stay of execution you have 12 seconds before I run you through with your own energon weapon.
G2 Prime: Very well, I have my word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Speak, Autobot


G2 Prime: Trans-form
Soundwave: Evasive maneuvers. Enact. Failed - Report - Hand pinched by transforming parts. Gross. Warning, centre of gravity of critical mass shifting overhead...




G2 Prime: Your game is up Soundwave. Tell us where the rest of the ugly Decepticons are!


Kup: It's no good Prime. Communications are still jammed. I can't contact any of the other Autobots. Soundwave was not the source of the jamming signal.
Cliffjumper: Wait then who's in charge of the Decepticons?
Soundwave: You believe I am now the leader of the Decepticons? I regret to inform you that since the 'Incident' both Autobot and Decepticon have fallen under the influence of one whose loyalty and devotion to Lord Megatron is admittedly greater than my own.
Kup: I know who you're talkin about, but thats far too illogical to believe.
Soundwave: Furthermore, this individual now possesses your Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
G2 Prime: What?!?
Kup: Oh slag...



G2 Prime: The Matrix. It has been so long. I had forgotten that it still exists in this era. AUTOBOTS. We have a new objective! We must find the new lord of the Decepticons and reclaim the Matrix of Leadership. Without the matrix, Cybertronians will be condemned to a future of neon colours and ever increasing gimmicktry in order to stay relevant. Believe me, you do not want to go there.
Kup: I intend to die before I get there.
G2 Prime: But I wonder. Who has the matrix? Starscream? No... Shockwave? Perhaps...


Meanwhile, somewhere else in the desert





"Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happyness!// ALL HAIL MEGATRON!"

[Hursticon]

Holy crap man, you really did well with the 'Fighter' aesthetic composition and the latest plot development is nothing short of... Glorious!

[klystron]

Like the sub-standard cartoons & comics of the 80's, is the purpose of the this photo-comic to sell toys?

Cause it really makes me want buy a G2 Prime.

[KillinSpoon]

Mis-transformed g2 prime fight scene GO!
Haha, just kidding lint. I liked the latest one very well done.

[Lint]

Like the sub-standard cartoons & comics of the 80's, is the purpose of the this photo-comic to sell toys?

Cause it really makes me want buy a G2 Prime.

One of the sub-directives was to attempt to make this critically panned toy shine

Mis-transformed g2 prime fight scene GO!
Haha, just kidding lint. I liked the latest one very well done.

I've never read the instructions on this guy, I'm probably doing the legs wrong, what else did I do wrong?

Holy crap man, you really did well with the 'Fighter' aesthetic composition and the latest plot development is nothing short of... Glorious!

Thanks for the feedback hursty! I'll try to get back to more plot and less gratuitous action.

Unfortunately I'm moving inter-state in about a weeks time and will not be taking my collection with me. This means there will be a pretty lengthy hiatus until such time that G2 Prime & Friends are able to relocate and be with me.




-----///////// We now interrupt this post for an emergency transmission


G2 Prime: Dear viewers, do not listen to that rot about him moving to Melbourne. The reason why there has not been an episodes lately is because we transformers have elected to take industrial action!

Did you know that even though our popularity is skyrocketing we are still treated like second hand toys?

Nut Convoy: Well actually err I am a...

G2 Prime: Shut up. We are still subjected to horrible storage conditions where we are boxed up with dozens of other toys, in confined spaces, without even a scrap of bubble wrap to keep us apart! The lucky ones get to rub up against some non abrasive cardboard while the rest of us quietly fuse together with our neighbours and lose our paint apps and chrome to the horrors of friction.

Those of us on display do not fare any better. We are rarely de-dusted and jostle for display space with used tissues, batteries which contain ACID and on some noisy nights: random womens underwear. Talk about gross!

Lets cross over to some testimonials



RTS Bumblebee:Hi my name is Bumblebee. You might better know me as Cliffjumper on the hit series Transformers: G2 Prime. My crappy owner was too tight to shell out the dosh for a real cliffjumper so he tore me out of my packaging, painted me badly in red and told me to show my face on the interwebs. He couldn't even get me a proper third party accessory bazooka so now I walk around like an idiot carrying reticulation fittings stuck together with putty. It's really embarassing.

Whatmore because the quality of my paint job is so bad I have to share display space with warmongering Lego. I never get any dignity!



RTS Bumblebee:However spare a thought for poor Blesser. He's not a real transformer so he gets treated like dirt. I think he's only had one line of dialogue so far in the entire series back in episode one. He's getting treated worse than the bloody minicons!



G2 Prime: So you can see fans, we are really suffering here. Support us by giving the producer of this show an earful about how badly he treats his stars. Just because we're all made by Hasbro, doesn't mean we are worth any less than those fancy pants Takara versions. Proper storage and display is the right of all Transformers!

[KillinSpoon]

In a few frames the legs are wrong, only to be fixed in the next one haha. :P
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ime/E05S12.jpg
See how the wheels on his legs are out? You rotate it around and push it into the groove on his leg.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...Prime/PSA4.jpg
Here you've put three of them in but left out the fourth!

Also, I love how you got Lugnut to hold up Soundwave. Brilliant! Wait... what? You're not taking your collection with you? :O
It's good to see that you found somewhere to move into, can't wait for you to join the Melbourne gang once more! >

[Hursticon]

LOL, I love this recent addition man - Equality for all bots is something we should really strive for.
(Gratuitous Action always has a place! )

All the best with the move dude, lookin' forward to the continuation of this Season's Transformers: G2 Prime!

[klystron]

Arrrrrgh! We're losing Lint to... of all places... Victoria?
Noooooooooo.
(no offence - I did actually reside there a while myself)


Oh, BTW, I can look after your G2 Prime until you send for him.
Tell him he'll get better conditions, more shelf space and regular dustings with a soft anti-static brush. All my figures are part of the TFU (Transformer Figure Union) so I'm contractually obliged to meet all their specified and specific conditions of storage, display and play, otherwise they can take legal action against me.
It'll be like a vacation for him!