CAN DEVVY EAT IT? (updated regularly)

So far we haven't really given Devvy much of a challenge... so let's move onto something more... PRIMAL.

(Wow, really? I'm using the same basic pun twice? Sure, why not, Andrew?)

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_008.jpg

Oooo! Swordy!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_009.jpg

Oooo! Blurry!

Uh... Devvy?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_010.jpg

That's not a sword Devvy...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_011.jpg

Okay, that's closer... but that's still not a sword, Devvy...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_012.jpg

Big guy? That's a CLUB.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_013.jpg

All right... okay see that is a sword... but that appears to be some random chromed knock-off. Surely you're not going to eat that...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_014.jpg

Of... course you are. You dirty bugger.

Now I think it's time for something a little bit more wholesome. Something to give the big guy a bit of a pick-me-up. I mean he's been working pretty damned hard here.

So let's give him a set of swords...

MADE FROM ENERGON!!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_015.jpg

Mmmmm... them's good eating...

Except one of them looks way too ENORMOUS and one of them appears to be a boomerang.

You'll have to do something about that Devvy.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_016.jpg

Better.

Swordtacious.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_017.jpg

Well, I think that's it. Look at that. I think the big guy's finally full. That's such an insane amount of swords. It's got to be a world record -- no one has ever swallowed that many swords and a random gun all at once!

NEVER BEFORE HAVE WE SEEN... wait... what?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_018.jpg

Dude... are you serious? A random sword platter now?

Some of those don't even look anything like swords! I think one of them might be a trombone.

And some kind of red liquorice.

Oh well, at least there's a light saber in there -- that'll keep the Star Wars fans happy.

Still, Devvy was pretty full... can he really swallow that many swords?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_019.jpg

OF COURSE HE CAN!!

--Boltax.
(Next time: Sword Swallowing volume 2... SWORDS WHAT ARE ALIVE!)

I'd like to see Devvy swallow any of the Transformers roleplay swords!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...oztoycon24.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...oztoycon25.jpg

I have a couple of life size Bleach swords if Devvy whats to give them a go..:p:p:p:p

Eat my guns Devvy . NOM NOM NOM

Still loving this thread :D

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Originally Posted by Tabias Prime

I have a couple of life size Bleach swords if Devvy whats to give them a go..:p:p:p:p

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yeah, give Devvy some Zangetsus (shikai stage) and Zabimarus :D

Very tempted to buy one lol

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Originally Posted by heroic_decepticon

yeah, give Devvy some Zangetsus (shikai stage) and Zabimarus :D

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or Fuki Kujaku or Gegetsuburi in their shikai form... oooor that released shikai form of 3rd seat Kibune - Reppu :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by liegeprime

or Fuki Kujaku or Gegetsuburi in their shikai form... oooor that released shikai form of 3rd seat Kibune - Reppu :D:D:D

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its accurately spelt Fujikujaku, Devvy would end up with some serious indigestion from eating Gegetsuburi, i think he would end up with a brain freeze from digesting Hyourinmaru, :eek::eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by Tabias Prime

its accurately spelt Fujikujaku, Devvy would end up with some serious indigestion from eating Gegetsuburi, i think he would end up with a brain freeze from digesting Hyourinmaru, :eek::eek::eek:

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If he takes in Senbonzakura at the same time as Hyourinmaru he'd have a nice pink slushie albeit a very sharp stinging slushie :D:D:D

Wonder what other "household items" devy will get his claws into next?:D:D

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Originally Posted by liegeprime

If he takes in Senbonzakura at the same time as Hyourinmaru he'd have a nice pink slushie albeit a very sharp stinging slushie :D:D:D

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yummmmy dragon slushie with pink sprinkles :p:p:p:p:p

kudakero, kyoka suigetsu

now you can make Devvy think that he is eating anything you want

That chicken was pure wow.

Maybe some of the other continuity Cosntructicons? He might be able to eat a whole mini-Devastator.

Lol! This thread is genius :D

So I couldn't find the tip of Star Saber... so... uhhh... we won't be having another sword swallowing episode just yet.

Instead, for EPISODE 9 OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT WE HAVE...

CAN DEVVY EAT A TRAIN?!

Transformers has a tonne of trains... so lets start with the most obvious!

A reissue of the JApanese version of Astrotrain shot in a really blurry photograph!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_001.jpg

Can you tell I hate redoing settups? Bah, this is as good as you're getting. Shut up.
Look, this isn't "Let's criticise Andrew's photography." this is "Can Devvy Eat it?"

So the question is... wait... obviously the question is what I just asked. You know... shut up and look at the next picture!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_002.jpg

Ungrateful bastards.

By the way? Yes, he can totally eat it.

But... that's the old toy... what about THE NEW TOY?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_003.jpg

The new DELUXE Astrotrain from the classics line... that guy is HUGE! He's twice as long as the original... CAN DEVVY POSSIBLY SWALLOW SOMETHING LONGER THAN HIS OWN HEAD?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_004.jpg

Mmmmm. Bullet trains go down smooth.

Okay, sure... he can eat one train. But what about... SIX TRAINS?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_005.jpg

You see what I did there? Yeah, I know. Funny stuff right?

(God dammit... he's Sixliner, isn't he?)

(God dammit.)

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_006.jpg

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Okay... six trains sure... BUT WHAT ABOUT TWELVE TRAINS?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_007.jpg

That's a hell of a lot of trains. Devastator has eaten a LOT of Transformers at once in the past, but TWELVE AT ONCE?! That's nutbags... can he possibly even do anything like...


Okay, yes he can, look:
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_008.jpg

Yummy!

All right Devvy, enough with the easy stuff. It's time for a much harder challenge. Purge those Micromaster trains from your system and we'll bring in the big guns.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_009.jpg

Oh... guh... EWWWWWW!!!

Geezus, Devvy. That's NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Damn.

Okay... okay... so you can handle Transformers trains. But we all know that the ultimate transforming giant robot trains aren't Transformers at all. We're talking about:

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_010.jpg

GREAT MIGHT GAINE PERFECT MODE!!

Oh yeah baby! NOW THIS IS A CHALLENGE!!

This is a challenge so big that...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_011.jpg

LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE, BABY!!

Okay... Devvy this guy is huge... do you think you're going to be able to...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_012.jpg

Of course you are. The big guy has learnt by now that when you're faced with a challenge you just gotta break it up into bite-sized portions.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_013.jpg

GROM OM GROM GROM!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_014.jpg

Yeah... this is EASY! Might Gaine is such a freakin' loser!
He's very brave though.

(See what I did there?)

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_015.jpg

At this point the big guy is just gorging himself... There's no stopping him!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_016.jpg

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

So yummy, eh Devvy?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_017.jpg

Almost there...

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_018.jpg

He might gunna be able to do it!
(See what I... okay, enough of that joke.)
(I made a pun. Yes, yay for me.)

Well Devvy, not much left just the big one to go... can he do it?!

CAN HE EAT ALL OF MIGHT GAINE'S MOST POWERFUL ROBOT?!

CAN HE PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT TRANSFORMERS ARE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO TAKARA'S OLD BRAVE SERIES?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...trains_019.jpg

Yeaaaahhh... not really.

But, dammit, you gave it the old college try. Right, Devvy?

--Jhiaxus.
(Warning: Despite looking delicious, Brave Might Gaine toys are not for human consumption.)

Let's see him eat planes next!

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Originally Posted by Jhiaxus

He might gunna be able to do it!
(See what I... okay, enough of that joke.)
(I made a pun. Yes, yay for me.)

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Aren't you worried that Devvy might gaine weight if he doesn't stop eating? :p

(Naw - this thread continues to be awesomesauce - keep up the good work and consumption. May Devastator's appetite never be sated. :))

nah I think he's bulimic. look at 'im vomit those micro trains out ;):p

This thread makes me want a Devastator now.

WELCOME TO CAN DEVVY EAT IT EPISODE... UHHH... CRAP LET ME SCROLL BACK.

EPISODE TEN!

Today's question is... CAN DEVVY EAT SWORDS WHAT IS ALIVE?!

That's right -- Can Devvy Eat Swords... Can DEvvy Eat swords part 2!!

So here are the swords in question, the various sabers!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_001.jpg

The Star Saber! The Dark Saber! The Energon Saber and... uhhh... The Sky Terror Team. Sorry, I'm not sure they HAVE a combined mode name.

Dammit.

Anyway... yeah. them guys! The Saber gang!

This'll be EASY. A bunch of Mini-cons?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_002.jpg

Yup. Devvy's going to make short work of those guys.

First the... uhhh... SKY TERROR TEAM!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_003.jpg

GROMP!!

Next the LEGENDARY ENERGON SABER! (Minus Kicker)
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_004.jpg

Watch the hayfever there, Devvy.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_005.jpg

Oh no there goes the Star Saber... and that just leaves one left! Wow. Devvy was making short work of these guys... this seems downright effortless!!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_006.jpg

Here it is, the final victim. The legendary DARK SABER!! The Dark Saber is the evil twin of the Star Saber. It's a horror of evil and darkness.

There is no sword more powerful or more dark, or more evil than the Dark Saber. You can tell, because it is purple and black the COLOURS of evil!

You know what this sword is? IT'S DOWNRIGHT EVIL THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!

Can Devastator possibly eat/devour/swallow something so... so... EVIL?

Can he eat it? Can he swallow it? Will four Saber swords be too much for him? CAN HE DO IT?

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...sabres_007.jpg

Damn.

That's evil.

--Jhiaxus
(EVIL.)

LOL that sword is huge:eek:
What a great thread!

Haha, I liked that last plot twist! :D

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Haha, I liked that last plot twist! :D

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Except you TOTALLY GODDAMN PRE-EMPTED IT with your stupid "MAKE HIM EAT A ROLEPLAY TOY!" request.

Dammit, that was the punchline I was planning for ages!

--Jhiaxus
(Daaaaammmnnnnnn yooooooouuuuuussss!)

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Originally Posted by Jhiaxus

Except you TOTALLY GODDAMN PRE-EMPTED IT with your stupid "MAKE HIM EAT A ROLEPLAY TOY!" request.

Dammit, that was the punchline I was planning for ages!

--Jhiaxus
(Daaaaammmnnnnnn yooooooouuuuuussss!)

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Feed Him to Devvy!!!!:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by liegeprime

Feed Him to Devvy!!!!:D:D:D

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"Give it to me fresh, wriggling!"

Bleah.

So one of the guys over on the allspark asked me a little question about Devastator:


[quote name='CatSCAN PhD' post='1365598' date='Oct 20 2009, 10:44 AM']Hey Boltax, does Devastor pull off any really good poses on all fours that make him look threatening? Like a "sucking up the sand" pose? With his short little legs, he just always looks so goofy to me standing up. Does he have the head/neck articulation for it? Is there any way for his head to not lay so far back on his shoulders? I think these are the big parts that bug me about him...[/quote]


This is actually one of the more reasonable and intelligent questions/criticisms I've heard of the toy. Yes there is a problem with the fact that he's not designed after the four-legged stance of the movie, he's given a more crouched trollish stance. I don't mind it one bit. He looks great -- but I could imagine it could bother some.

So can he effect a crouched on all fours stance?

Well... here's his usual stance. Forgive the photography -- it's late in the day so I don't have very good lighting.


http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_001.jpg

Basically, his usual pose is a troll-like crouch, posed in front of a pile of toys waiting to be stood up in a display and my Doctor Who collection. Stupid Doctor Who DVDs got in the way of a lot of these shots.

You'll notice that Devvy has his mouth locked open in this pose -- this elevates his head, bringing his eyeline up.

Just for fun here he is with his jaw unlocked and... ehnnn... chasing a Cyberjet.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_002.jpg

Is it possible for Devastator to assume a crouched pose and still be menacing? Well, that is a question -- you'd think it would be easy, but it's not. I found that I had to mis-transform one of his arms a bit to get decent support out of that hand and to bend his back legs really far back. With his jaw locked in place his head is high enough that he's still looking at you and still really menacing. It's pretty good.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_003.jpg

Not bad, right? Well... let's see him from another angle... with the Cyberjet there for scale too.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_004.jpg


In this pose Devvy is too big for the little table I use for these photographs -- he's just hanging off the edges of it. He absolutely TOWERS over that poor Cyberjet.


If you don't pose him by mis-transforming a few of his parts (Which honestly, you wouldn't really notice), his crouched pose looks a little bit more like this:

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_005.jpg

Not the best framing on the picture, and I appologise for that... almost none of the photos from this set turned out. Anyway... yeah... he's looking pretty much straight down, even with his jaw locked open.

And with it locked shut it's even worse:

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...berjet_006.jpg

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GOD DAMMIT DEVASTATOR! YOU ATE THE CYBERJET!!

Well... I guess this demonstration is over then.

--Jhiaxus
(Also, Stealth episode 11 of Can DEvvy Eat it! HAHA! I'm working my way through that preview picture up the top of the thread!)

EPISODE 12 OF "CAN DEVVY EAT IT"!!

Today we have a very special episode of Can Devvy Eat it...

A POP-CULTURE EPISODE!!

That's right... CAN DEVASTATOR EAT POP CULTURE?

So where do you even BEGIN To tackle such an insanely huge topic? Seriously man... how do you do it? Well fortunately Popular Culture can be easily divided into three simple categories. We all know them well -- the three categories of pop culture are ingrained into us:

1) Star Wars
2) Comic Books
3) Nazis.

As we know, all other popular culture falls under these three categories. So... let's see how Devastator goes tackling them.

First of all... THERE'S STAR WARS:
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_001.jpg

Ahhh Star Wars. The story of a lonely robot and his quest for companionship with a mobile letter box. It's classic tale spiced up by a strange futuristic setting that's supposed to be the distant past. Also, laser swords.

There's a lot of laser swords in Star Wars. Man, that crap doesn't even make a lick of sense.

Star Wars is the pillar that nearly all popular culture from film, toys, and child prostitution are built around. Can Devastator possibly face something that BIG? I mean, seriously... Star Wars is FREAKING HUGE!! There is nothing else in all the world like it.

WOULDN'T DEVASTATOR SEEM LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN AN ANT COMPARED TO IT?!!?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_002.jpg


DON'T YOU FRIGGING BELIEVE IT, PUNKS!!

Oh yeah, it takes more than head-bumping-clone-guys-with-bad-aiming-skills to stop Devastator.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_003.jpg

Feel free to insert your own Sarlac joke here -- I've got only one thing to say:
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Well... that's the big one down. But now for more of a challenge... an enigma.

COMIC BOOKS.
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_004.jpg

Today we've represented comic books with some BELOVED, CLASSIC AND POPULAR characters from the world of the two big American Comic Book Houses. Oh... and Omega Red.

Actually... who is that kid there? Mighty Max?

Ahhh, who cares... we're not here to ask stupid questions. We're here to ask CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_005.jpg

Flash! Ahhh-ahh!

(Queen is tied to Flash, which puts them under the umbrella of comic books. The three categories are all-inclusive like that.)

We all knew that Devvy was going to triumph here, didn't we? I mean, he's THE FREAKING DEVASTATOR. Incidentally -- Devastator is based on a character from a comic book, so by eating comic books HE HAS EATEN HIMSELF. Don't believe me? Check out this picture:

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_008.jpg

So as you can see, for all those people asking me to see if Devastator could eat himself -- HE HAS. He's done it in the most awesome way possible.

SYMBOLICALLY.

I bet you couldn't do that.

So what does that leave? Of course, the last category of pop culture: DIRTY STINKING NAZIS.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_006.jpg

Goddamn Nazis.

Sure, they invented television, and film and VW cars and German Porn. But that doesn't mean they're good, with all their goosestepping and killing Jews and eating babies and punching nurses. Seriously man -- I don't care how much they've positively contributed to the fabric of the world, people who punch nurses JUST AREN'T RIGHT.

Fortunately, Devvy knows just what to do.

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_007.jpg

Tsk, Astro. You can't get away.

So I guess we've answered today's question pretty resoundingly.

DEVASTATOR CAN TOTALLY EAT POP CULTURE.

--Jhiaxus
(Also, I can totally freakin' steal images from comics.org. I AM BADASS.)

(Badarse.)

(That never looks right spelt Australia-like. It's pretty much gotta be "badass".)

So much for the Glory of Jetfire(TM)! :p

that's pure genius

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Originally Posted by Jhiaxus

We all knew that Devvy was going to triumph here, didn't we? I mean, he's THE FREAKING DEVASTATOR. Incidentally -- Devastator is based on a character from a comic book, so by eating comic books HE HAS EATEN HIMSELF. Don't believe me? Check out this picture:

http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...ulture_008.jpg

So as you can see, for all those people asking me to see if Devastator could eat himself -- HE HAS. He's done it in the most awesome way possible.

SYMBOLICALLY.

I bet you couldn't do that.

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Just went through the whole thread. Very hilarious and awesome indeed! And I wonder if Devvy eat a Windows 7 Whopper?

Theres so much feeding it's starting to get erotic!

Goki wants to play too! :)

Tonight's Question: Can Devastator Eat a NERD?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...mnom_nerd1.jpg
And what better nerd could there be other than my own acquisitions mascot: The Collector! a.k.a. Comic Book Guy

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...mnom_nerd2.jpg
"Worst photography ever!"

Just STFU and get eaten, Jeff.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...mnom_nerd3.jpg
"Worst focus ev--"

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Comic Book Guy is so nummy that Devvie's eyes are lighting up with joy. Either that or it's his in-built health alarm being triggered by eating something with such high fat content.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...nom_nerd3a.jpg
So there you have it. Devastator can a eat nerd, even in cosplay. Rargh!

What's this?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...nom_brawl1.jpg

It looks like Legends and Deluxe Decepticon Brawl have a bone to pick with Constructicon Devastator.

Deluxe Brawl: "This franchise isn't big enough for two Devastators!"
Legends Brawl: "Yeah! Even though we're actually known as Brawl, we're called Devastator in the movie, so you can't possibly be Devastator too!"

Ya know guys, I think Devastator is in agreement!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...nom_brawl2.jpg

There is only room for one Devastator in the movie franchise, and it's gonna be Constructicon Devastator!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...nom_brawl3.jpg

NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
So there you go. Devastator can eat two other movie Devastators. I mean Brawl. I think. Gah, it's so confusing!

But perhaps Devvie needs a bigger challenge. And what could be more challenging than eating the biggest Transformer ever?! That's right folks, tonight we're asking...

CAN DEVASTATOR EAT FORTRESS MAXIMUS?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax1.jpg
Yeah... suddenly Devastator feels reeeaaal puny. It's okay Devvie. Fortress Maximus may be tall, but he has a really small... lift control handle. ;) And we all know that Devvie has a massive pair which he shamelessly exhibited all over the big screen (even at IMAX!)

But questionable morals aside, can Devastator possibly eat a Transformer twice his size?!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax2.jpg

EAT! EAT! EAT! Come on everyone, cheer him on!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax3.jpg
Okay... he can eat Fortress Maximus' head. Nice try, but no cigar I'm afraid. It seems that Fort Max's body is just too big for you to bite. Oh well, you gave it a go... but what's this??

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22..._fortmax3a.jpg
It's Scalpel! What's he got there for you, Devvie?

Scalpel: "Kill ze little one!"

The little one?!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax5.jpg
Oh! He's brought Fortress Maximus Junior for you to munch on! That's some good thinkin', doc!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax6.jpg
NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...m_fortmax7.jpg
So there you have it folks. Devastator _can_ eat a Fortress Maximus! ;)

Sure, it's kinda cheating, but I'm not gonna argue with a homicidal sadist who talks like a Nazi! (I'd like to remain unprobed thanks :p)

LOL Devvy V Fort Max!
Go Devvy!!! :)

lol "kill ze little one"

I... reaaallly didnt want to spend the money on movie devestator...l but i have to say... this thread makes him very tempting... :D

I showed my kids this thread last night and they loved it! Especially Devvy's attempt to eat yoghurt

Devy should do a traveling roadshow!