So I couldn't find the tip of Star Saber... so... uhhh... we won't be having another sword swallowing episode just yet.

Instead, for EPISODE 9 OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT WE HAVE...

CAN DEVVY EAT A TRAIN?!

Transformers has a tonne of trains... so lets start with the most obvious!

A reissue of the JApanese version of Astrotrain shot in a really blurry photograph!


Can you tell I hate redoing settups? Bah, this is as good as you're getting. Shut up.
Look, this isn't "Let's criticise Andrew's photography." this is "Can Devvy Eat it?"

So the question is... wait... obviously the question is what I just asked. You know... shut up and look at the next picture!



Ungrateful bastards.

By the way? Yes, he can totally eat it.

But... that's the old toy... what about THE NEW TOY?!



The new DELUXE Astrotrain from the classics line... that guy is HUGE! He's twice as long as the original... CAN DEVVY POSSIBLY SWALLOW SOMETHING LONGER THAN HIS OWN HEAD?!



Mmmmm. Bullet trains go down smooth.

Okay, sure... he can eat one train. But what about... SIX TRAINS?!



You see what I did there? Yeah, I know. Funny stuff right?

(God dammit... he's Sixliner, isn't he?)

(God dammit.)



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Okay... six trains sure... BUT WHAT ABOUT TWELVE TRAINS?!



That's a hell of a lot of trains. Devastator has eaten a LOT of Transformers at once in the past, but TWELVE AT ONCE?! That's nutbags... can he possibly even do anything like...


Okay, yes he can, look:


Yummy!

All right Devvy, enough with the easy stuff. It's time for a much harder challenge. Purge those Micromaster trains from your system and we'll bring in the big guns.



Oh... guh... EWWWWWW!!!

Geezus, Devvy. That's NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Damn.

Okay... okay... so you can handle Transformers trains. But we all know that the ultimate transforming giant robot trains aren't Transformers at all. We're talking about:



GREAT MIGHT GAINE PERFECT MODE!!

Oh yeah baby! NOW THIS IS A CHALLENGE!!

This is a challenge so big that...



LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE, BABY!!

Okay... Devvy this guy is huge... do you think you're going to be able to...



Of course you are. The big guy has learnt by now that when you're faced with a challenge you just gotta break it up into bite-sized portions.



GROM OM GROM GROM!



Yeah... this is EASY! Might Gaine is such a freakin' loser!
He's very brave though.

(See what I did there?)



At this point the big guy is just gorging himself... There's no stopping him!



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

So yummy, eh Devvy?



Almost there...



He might gunna be able to do it!
(See what I... okay, enough of that joke.)
(I made a pun. Yes, yay for me.)

Well Devvy, not much left just the big one to go... can he do it?!

CAN HE EAT ALL OF MIGHT GAINE'S MOST POWERFUL ROBOT?!

CAN HE PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT TRANSFORMERS ARE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO TAKARA'S OLD BRAVE SERIES?!



Yeaaaahhh... not really.

But, dammit, you gave it the old college try. Right, Devvy?

--Jhiaxus.
(Warning: Despite looking delicious, Brave Might Gaine toys are not for human consumption.)