Corrupt A Wish

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but TakaraTOMY have circumvented the vehicle licence issue by just making a redecoed Alternators Jazz in MP packaging.

I wish that the other Dinobots would be made as MPs.

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Granted. They’re MP-8 scale, ie TOO SMALL.

I wish for the MP G1 ark crew to be released within 1 year.

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

Granted. They’re MP-8 scale, ie TOO SMALL.

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That works just fine for me! (I don't care about precise scale :D)

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

I wish for the MP G1 ark crew to be released within 1 year.

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Granted, but they're PC exclusives so nobody ever gets their orders.

I wish that the Transformers were real! :D

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

I wish for a Hasbro released Generations style Ark to scale with Masterpiece figures.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

I wish for a Hasbro released Generations style Ark to scale with Masterpiece figures.

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Granted, but it'll be so big that you'll need to dismantle and reassemble it to get it through your door.

I wish for HasTak to retool the Amazon Exclusive Repugnus mould into a Neo-G1 Squeezeplay.

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Originally Posted by FatalityPitt

Granted, but it'll be so big that you'll need to dismantle and reassemble it to get it through your door.

I wish for HasTak to retool the Amazon Exclusive Repugnus mould into a Neo-G1 Squeezeplay.

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Granted, but he has a severely contagious infection of crabs.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted, but he has a severely contagious infection of crabs.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

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Granted. They’re made of hard plastic which won’t grip and therefore only works on rubber surfaces.

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

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I for one welcome our robot overlords.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

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You know that these do exist, right? ;)
e.g. Beast Wars Rampage, Combiner Wars Megatron

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.

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Granted, but it's only ever released in red.

I wish for the Transformers to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

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Originally Posted by G1Optimal

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

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Granted, but they include Alpha Bravo rather than Slingshot.

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.

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Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more! :D

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more! :D

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

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Granted, until someone pulls an MP Megatron in a robbery and ruins it for SA and WA as well, and all Gunformers are banned permanently from Australian shores.

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price :D

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price :D

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Granted. Except... uh... except nothing. This is a really good price! It's actually bit cheaper than buying it directly from TakaraTOMY Mall, plus it's a local Aussie retailer. Cost of postage works out cheaper than international. Okay, I guess the catch is that it is still expensive for what it is - but that's what happens when you produce a limited exclusive in small volumes. Okay, the catch is that it's not cheap (but I think it's still reasonable - and you all know that I'm a total tightwad when it comes to prices ;)).

I wish for G1 Big Powered to be reissued.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted. Except... uh... except nothing. This is a really good price! It's actually bit cheaper than buying it directly from TakaraTOMY Mall, plus it's a local Aussie retailer. Cost of postage works out cheaper than international. Okay, I guess the catch is that it is still expensive for what it is - but that's what happens when you produce a limited exclusive in small volumes. Okay, the catch is that it's not cheap (but I think it's still reasonable - and you all know that I'm a total tightwad when it comes to prices ;)).

I wish for G1 Big Powered to be reissued.

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Well to be fair I hadn’t seen what the Aussie $ price would be so... yeah, for 3 exclusives, this is pretty good. I’m thinking I’m gonna have to oxipay this. I don’t think I’m going to be able to pass it up.

Granted, but its missing the connectors for making Big Powered and the Micromasters it should have.

I wish for Powermasters to be rereleased in CHUG style. We’ve had headmasters and targetmasters so cmon!

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish for Powermasters to be rereleased in CHUG style. We’ve had headmasters and targetmasters so cmon!

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Granted, but they're G2 Power Masters :D

I wish that Anglophone fans would forever stop arguing over FIRRIB.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but they're G2 Power Masters :D

I wish that Anglophone fans would forever stop arguing over FIRRIB.

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Granted, but now they argue over Blitzwing and Starscream and make the same repetitive, annoying jokes about it.

I wish for the Bumblebee movie to not only be good, but end up being the best film of all time.

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Originally Posted by Tha_Phantom

Granted, but now they argue over Blitzwing and Starscream and make the same repetitive, annoying jokes about it.

I wish for the Bumblebee movie to not only be good, but end up being the best film of all time.

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Granted. Bumblebee movie becomes a worldwide phenomenom. Transformers franchise itself experiences a resurgence reminiscent of the 80’s golden era. As a result all toys and merchandise triple in cost

I wish for a 1986 movie accurate Unicron toy that transforms and is at a REASONABLE size.

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

I wish for a 1986 movie accurate Unicron toy that transforms and is at a REASONABLE size.

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Granted, but it's just a reissue of 2010 Unicron

I wish for Japanese fans to stop arguing over Akira's gender.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but it's just a reissue of 2010 Unicron

I wish for Japanese fans to stop arguing over Akira's gender.

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Granted. But now the rest of the world argues about her gender. His gender? ;)

I wish they made a Generations toy of Big Red

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

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Originally Posted by G1Optimal

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

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Done. But they redid it in the best CGI available in the 80s for retro accuracy.

I wish for a good transformers novel

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Originally Posted by G1Optimal

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

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Granted, but the animation is done by Boulder Media and the sound and vocal tracks are literally lifted off the G1 cartoon with no changes made. Also, all G1 animation errors are duplicated. On the plus side, Avengers Infinity War has immunised kids to the point that the death of Optimus Prime doesn't phase them. On the down side, angry online comments flow in after Season 3 introduces new audiences to the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya.

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

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Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

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Originally Posted by Tha_Phantom

Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

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Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

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Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

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Granted, but due to rushed production it is missing an important piece which Takara then issue out to customers AFTER Q2 2019.

I wish for a Masterpiece Megatron in his black Microchange deco.

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Originally Posted by Tha_Phantom

Granted, but due to rushed production it is missing an important piece which Takara then issue out to customers AFTER Q2 2019.

I wish for a Masterpiece Megatron in his black Microchange deco.

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Granted, but they glue in a lovely fluorescent orange plug on the end of his barrel which is impossible to remove without breaking the figure.

I wish for waist rotations to be made mandatory on all humanoid transformers figures.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish for waist rotations to be made mandatory on all humanoid transformers figures.

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Granted, but they all break like G1 Mirage.

I wish that Hasbro would release action figures of all of IDW's new characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - having different more marketable alt modes is fine.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but they all break like G1 Mirage.

I wish that Hasbro would release action figures of all of IDW's new characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - having different more marketable alt modes is fine.

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Done, but they also release an Adaptus/Pharma toy, which upon opening makes everyone immediately forget about their transformers collections.

I wish for HasTak to invent a way to make spaceship/airplane/choppaaaa modes hover.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish for HasTak to invent a way to make spaceship/airplane/choppaaaa modes hover.

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Granted, but the transformations and robot modes are rubbish as the toys are slave to the gimmick.

I wish for Australia Post to hurry up and deliver the reissue MiniBots that I ordered from Cotton On Kids and paid for express next day delivery! :p

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but the transformations and robot modes are rubbish as the toys are slave to the gimmick.

I wish for Australia Post to hurry up and deliver the reissue MiniBots that I ordered from Cotton On Kids and paid for express next day delivery! :p

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Granted, but they have accidentally sent you MLP clothes as your order got switched.

I wish that Movie Ironhide's death had more impact from his fellow Autobots from DoTM :(

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

I wish that Movie Ironhide's death had more impact from his fellow Autobots from DoTM :(

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Granted. Ironhide dies defending a large group of humans. His Autobots surround him and pay tribute as his Spark fades. Only later do they discover that the people he saved were Neo-Nazi Anti-Vaxxers.

I wish for a Transformers TV series that did not have either an Optimus or a Megatron appearing in it. We came close with RiD not having a Megatron!

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted. Ironhide dies defending a large group of humans. His Autobots surround him and pay tribute as his Spark fades. Only later do they discover that the people he saved were Neo-Nazi Anti-Vaxxers.

I wish for a Transformers TV series that did not have either an Optimus or a Megatron appearing in it. We came close with RiD not having a Megatron!

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Granted, but every character is an iteration of Bumblebee from every conceivable multiversal stream.

I wish for a Cliffjumper movie in the same vein as the upcoming Bumblebee movie. Poor guy doesn’t get enough love.

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted, but every character is an iteration of Bumblebee from every conceivable multiversal stream.

I wish for a Cliffjumper movie in the same vein as the upcoming Bumblebee movie. Poor guy doesn’t get enough love.

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Granted. But it’s a direct to dvd release starring Pauly Shore, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jaden Smith. Bonus end credit song by Will Smith.

I wish for movie Masterpiece (MPM) Ratchet.

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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum

I wish for movie Masterpiece (MPM) Ratchet.

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Granted, but it's built with a detachable leg (to reenact his end fight with Lockdown) that is highly prone to falling off.

I wish that Hasbro would finally make a Botanica toy.

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Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime

Granted, but it's built with a detachable leg (to reenact his end fight with Lockdown) that is highly prone to falling off.

I wish that Hasbro would finally make a Botanica toy.

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Granted, but like a real plant, it needs constant water and fertilizing and it wilts after 5 days anyway.

I wish for my children to let me sleep after 6am on weekends!;) Not TF related and not particularly likely, so I will instead wish for an MP Jazz with a sound chip that plays the music out of his speakers from the G1 cartoon.

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Originally Posted by M-bot

Granted, but like a real plant, it needs constant water and fertilizing and it wilts after 5 days anyway.

I wish for my children to let me sleep after 6am on weekends!;) Not TF related and not particularly likely, so I will instead wish for an MP Jazz with a sound chip that plays the music out of his speakers from the G1 cartoon.

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Granted but all it plays is Tay-Tay.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.....

I wish for a kibble free CHUG combiner (integrates hands and feet)

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Originally Posted by TaZZerath

Granted but all it plays is Tay-Tay.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.....

I wish for a kibble free CHUG combiner (integrates hands and feet)

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Granted it's just a big action master but its kibble free!

I wish for a leader class Blue Bacchus to go with the TR Sky Shadow.

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Originally Posted by SMHFConvoy

I wish for a leader class Blue Bacchus to go with the TR Sky Shadow.

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Granted. They upsize a POTP landmine pretender shell in Blue Bacchus colours, with a TR headmaster to go with it and of course call it Blue Bacchus.

I wish for a Deluxe scaled original Death's Head toy.

(is that TF related enough?)

I like this game! :D

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Originally Posted by Tetsuwan Convoy

Granted. They upsize a POTP landmine pretender shell in Blue Bacchus colours, with a TR headmaster to go with it and of course call it Blue Bacchus.

I wish for a Deluxe scaled original Death's Head toy.

(is that TF related enough?)

I like this game! :D

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Granted:

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Now go, enjoy your Death's Head figure!

I wish for every child around the world have a G1 Optimus Prime toy. Colourful plastic robots that change from one thing to another IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!

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Originally Posted by FatalityPitt

I wish for every child around the world have a G1 Optimus Prime toy. Colourful plastic robots that change from one thing to another IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!

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Granted. Now as each child gets older, an environmental catastrophe unfolds as landfills and waterways become clogged with discarded plastic robots. Thanks a lot, jerk :D

Thanks to Fatality, my next wish is for toys be made from a biodegradable plastic which only deteriorate once discarded, or at least can be recycled.