Corrupt A Wish

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but he has a severely contagious infection of crabs.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

Granted. They’re made of hard plastic which won’t grip and therefore only works on rubber surfaces.

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

I for one welcome our robot overlords.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

You know that these do exist, right?
e.g. Beast Wars Rampage, Combiner Wars Megatron

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.

Granted, but it's only ever released in red.

I wish for the Transformers to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[G1Optimal]

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

[TaZZerath]

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

Granted, but they include Alpha Bravo rather than Slingshot.

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.

Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more!

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more!

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

Granted, until someone pulls an MP Megatron in a robbery and ruins it for SA and WA as well, and all Gunformers are banned permanently from Australian shores.

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price

Granted. Except... uh... except nothing. This is a really good price! It's actually bit cheaper than buying it directly from TakaraTOMY Mall, plus it's a local Aussie retailer. Cost of postage works out cheaper than international. Okay, I guess the catch is that it is still expensive for what it is - but that's what happens when you produce a limited exclusive in small volumes. Okay, the catch is that it's not cheap (but I think it's still reasonable - and you all know that I'm a total tightwad when it comes to prices ).

I wish for G1 Big Powered to be reissued.