[a line of TFA fans intending to buy the 2011 Botcon exclusives files past their girlfriends]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
TFA Fan 1: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next TFA fan]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said that as I only wanted the Shattered Glass toys & Fisitron, I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.