He's a nerdy new recruit in the army, a laughing stock who has no luck with the ladies, with his eye on a fellow recruit, the too beautiful for the army daughter of the tough army base general. During overnight training exercise in the woods, a series of huge explosions(tm) seperates him from his fellow troops and stumbles upon a shack by a spooky grey skull shaped cave, in which an old woman in a red cloak with an O on it, lives with her odd green housecat, and is drawn to a mysterious sword she's protecting. Strange powers are revealed to him when he holds the sword aloft. Suddenly he's not a nerdy kid anymore: he's a man! Adam returns to the battle field, impressing Leela and her father by taking on a tank with his bare hands.
But the activation of the power sword is noticed, and soon the spacecraft of the Master of the Universe, led by the evil Lynn (who wears the skimpiest costume you can imagine) arrive. They've been searching for the sword and now they've tracked it down. Years ago their great leader disappeared while searching for the fabled sword. She sends her hoards of Beast Men down to attack the planet. The army responds but it's a series of brutal battles with the new stronger Adam in the thick of it, maiming and decapitating beast after beast.
The evil Lynn tracks down the old woman's cave by the old grey skull shaped cave and the woman reveals her true stunningly beautifully form, naked by for a few subtle feathers to protect her dignity (skimpier than even Lynn's costume!). The two battle with their magic powers until eventually enough magic has hit the cave, and a skeleton emerges, what's left of the evil true master of the universe. He immediately kills Lynn and uses the overflow of magic to rebuild his form. But it's not enough. His face remains just a skull, but once her kills the sorceress Lynn was fighting, all power will be his. *"Not so fast Skeletor" says the mighty He-Man with Leela, her father and a whole bunch of US Armed Forces behind him, "I will fight you to become the true Master of the Universe!!!"
sorry my bad, just seemed like Bay was playing along himself.Originally Posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
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