You truly believe that your second cousin's auntie's great-grandmother's third cousin's step-sister is related to Optimus Prime. Therefore, albeit in a small way, so are you.

You wake up every morning with the fear of Unicron approaching and try to warn everyone before you realise that you were only having a nightmare.

You won't eat it unless it resembles the Decepticon (or Autobot) symbol.

You tried applying for a job at the Autobot base. Something basic to start with, in the hopes that you can slowly but surely climb your way up the ladder.

The name Erector just makes perfect sense to you.

You speak fluent Cybertronian in your sleep.

You speak fluent Cybertronian whilst you're awake. And can distinguish between the ancient and modern tongues.

You attempt transforming every now and again when you forget you're still only human.

You call Cybertron home, and plan to return to it one day.