Age of Extinction Valentines Day cards

[griffin]

Yes, Valentine's Day cards... but this isn't the first time for Transformers.

Found in America as a box of 16, designed for young (American) kids to give out at school before they know what Valentine's Day cards really mean (someone you have have a serious crush on, or someone you are already in a serious relationship with - young kids at school do this as more as a friendship thing or as a creative class project (like on the Simpsons) because American marketing has created serious "holidays" out of things like Valentines Day and Halloween ).

It's just a bit weird using the more mature series of Transformers as the theme instead of the more kiddie series (Rescue Bots) which would be closer and more relevant to the age-group these are aimed at.

[Paulbot]

Good idea, so many possibilities...

Optimus Prime
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
GIVE ME YOUR FACE"

Let's Bee Friends (and there's a picture of a Bumblebee on it)

Mrs Witwicky
"Enjoy your happy time!"

Mrs Witwicky
"Oh professor, I'd do anything for an A"

Ironhide
"I just want show you my cannons."

Jetfire card
"take my parts and you will have a power you’ve never known."

Sideswipe
"Damn, I’m good!" (for those that love themselves)

Mojo and Frankie
"Mojo, no dominating Frankie"

Eps
"Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!"

Barricade
"I'm looking for username ladiesman217"

Bumblebee
"I wish to stay with the boy."

Shane Dyson
holds the Romeo and Juliet law card. No more needs to be said

[CHILENO20]

I am 100% certain that if I gave my girl one of those cards I'd be single again. Seriously? Valentine's Day cards????