Once upon time upon once time in a land far far away there was a brass monkey with optimus Prime features and personality of a sane galvatron. A thousand Mini-Cons Took away the Turbomasters' inherent sanity, along side waspinator's can of Slurm(TM).
Meanwhile, on Cybertron, hound's pet sharkticon was going for a swim in Constable Jim's jacuzzi. But then a Cybersquid came out Of Rattraps rectum just in time to see Shockwave marry Shackwave. Now Trailbreaker can dance with Leobreaker indefinitely. Then without warning Ultra Magnus sings "windy" while drinking the blood of orphans. Michael Bay ruined my childhood and now at the turn of Constable Jim's pants everyone will be shaking their stuff outside of legal.

Then they woke in Bay's bedroom, last night was just pure ecstasy and other amphetamines. Ultra-trion and Doomlock decided to enrol at the gobot's Royal Transformer University But Cy-Kill said, pity the fool...

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