TBI - #4575

FACTUAL RECORD OF EVENTS DEVOID OF "OPINIONS" OR DREADED "EMOTIONS" LEST THY INCUR THE WRATH OF THINGS FROM THE UNDERVERSE:

*Fact: Thou did receivith thine collectible mechanation from an alien nation on the calendar day and year of 30/4/20 that thou humbly requested on 'Smarch 07, 2019, perhaps lost to frost giants for many moons, promised in yonder new spring of 2019. Despite pleadings to the All Father, thou did not receive divine inspiration nor communication from the Oracle of Toys.

Reversals refused, collector not amused.