Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
That gave me the following silly image as the job description...

<points at a house> "That's be someone's home."
<points at a shed> "That's not."
<points at a flat> "That's also someone's home."
<points at a supermarket> "That's not."
...etc.
LOL. We used to have a similar joke with one of the staff at John Newell Mazda. Because they try to sound all professional the main guy that did rego checks was officially called "Vehicle Assessment Technician" So everytime we had a new apprentice he would get introduced to everyone...
Workshop Foreman: "This is Dave our Vehicle Assessment Technician"
Apprentice: "Whats that?"
Foreman: "Basically we line things up in front of him and he says Yep thats a car, yep thats a car, yep thats a car, ye... wait a minute thats a chicken!, yep thats a car"