i reckon Sudowoodo could be used as a cooking veggie, since he is a freakin tree!!! you could use his leaves like curry leaves

As for bulbasaur and Chickorita, well, i guess there like amobeabas or watever the half vegeatable half animal micro creatures are.

What about Dark and normal type pokemons? i bet porygon is like Turkey-bland no flavour and sorta fake

Id love to roast Ashs pikachu!!! annoying brat!

Though Reds pikachu was heaps cool!!!

man, i hope any potential girlfriends dont ever find out im Roller