I mean honestly. They're 3" tall but contain so much unadulterated joy it's just silly.

Yes, this week I did receive my Henkei Minibots. Warpath is possibly the most glorious thing I've ever owned. Brawn and Beachcomber are almost as godly, but don't have elbows. Wheelie, Cosmos and Cliffjumper aren't as great but still buckets of fun crammed into a tiny package (is this starting to sound like an Asian personal ad? DOHOHOHO! Clam down Gok, I'm joking). I can't praise these things enough. Megatron, Jazz and Hound were pretty sweet too.

Legends! Who else loves these things? Why are they so great? Maybe it's best not to question it and just go with the flow. Now if you don't mind me and Warpath have some serious business to attend to.


...Blam! Boom! Kapow!..