I need to vent!

[GoktimusPrime]

Unless you burn the meat to a crisp. I knew a guy who stuffed up cooking instant noodles, I kid you not.

[5FDP]

Or cook on the bbq. No man can stuff up cooking on a bbq, it's in our blood

Dead animal and fire *grunt*

[1AZRAEL1]

Dead animal and fire *grunt*

Not if you're cooking tofu

[5FDP]

Not if you're cooking tofu

Ahhhh... that's not very 'manly'. Remind me never to go to one of your BBQ's... oh, wait.

[BruiseLee]

Not if you're cooking tofu

Dead soy product and fire *grunt*

[Sinnertwin]

Trust me I don't plan to

You should.
Women love guys that can cook.

[UltraMarginal]

I just enjoy cooking, and then the eating, I really like the eating as well.

Don't tell anyone, but I reckon I'm a better cook than Mrs UltraMarginal.

[Tetsuwan Convoy]

I just enjoy cooking, and then the eating, I really like the eating as well.

Don't tell anyone, but I reckon I'm a better cook than Mrs UltraMarginal.

I bet Mrs UltraMarginal tells her friends that SHE'S better than Mr UltraMarginal!

[Jaxius._]

Ok im the unluckiest guy on the planet but I tripped on a stair in the cinema and fell on a little kid

[5FDP]

Ok im the unluckiest guy on the planet but I tripped on a stair in the cinema and fell on a little kid

That's pretty lucky if you ask me... he broke your fall