Just get the PC version, which is exactly the same as the 360/PS3 versions. It can run okay even on an old gaming PC such as mine, so long as you have a half-decent graphics card.
3 out of 10 is way, way waaaaaay too harsh, especially considering other reviews considered it to be better than the first game. I rarely watch this series (not a fan of tv games reviews due to their lack of depth), and I've seen the PC rig they used to review Crysis. Ouch, evidently the ABC couldn't afford a decent system.
And if, as you say, they spent time bagging the movie (which is cool and hip to do now) in a game review, then they're knobs. There, I said it *crosses arms*