CAN DEVVY EAT IT? Episode 4!
Today we tell a culinary adventure of a more animalistic nature...
CAN DEVASTATOR EAT A BEAST WARS BASIC?!
It seemed like such a simple thing at first -- but could this adventure lead to the bitter taste of DEFEAT?
Spoilers: Yes it could.
It started simply enough! Could Devastator eat a Beast Wars Basic? Well let's see... what if he had to eat...
A CHEEKY MONKEY?!
Could he possibly defeat this creature?
YUP.
Next came a far more terrible challenge. Devastator's first Optimus. The bat known as OPTIMUS PRIMAL! What a challenge! Now this is Beast Wars basic toy and a half!
DAMNED INFLEXIBLE WINGS!
What about trying to eat him sideways?
Better, but still not there. HERE IT WAS! SOMETHING THAT DEVASTATOR COULD NOT EAT!
So the answer is -- DEVASTATOR CAN ONLY EAT SOME BEAST WARS BASICS. But... lo... what's this?
What about... a BEAST WARS NEO BASIC?!
That's one freaky lookin' bunny.
OM NOM NOM NOM!
This guy was so easy to eat that HE PASSED RIGHT THROUGH DEVASTATOR'S DIGESTIVE TRACT!
AND OUT THE OTHER SIDE!
The moral of this story is that bunnies and monkeys is good eatin'.
But don't try eating a bat. That just leads to tears.