Wow! That Autobot graffiti is awesome!

much rofflez at "Fannie Bay." <teehee>

If you don't mind me saying griff, it seems that you're not in a healthy relationship with Dispensor. I think you should sit down and try to work things out (perhaps seek relationship counselling?), if not then I'm afraid you might have to consider moving on. I know his Mountain Dew tastes nice, but you deserve to be with someone who treats you right.

Disclaimer: This free advice was given for parody purposes only. It is a proven fact that Mountain Dew tastes like ant's pee.