The sales guy at work is like that. Barely even human. Just tries to find common ground with anyone he talks to and if you mention anything at all he will have a story about it.
I just treat him with absolute utter contempt and he keeps crying to the big boss about it. If he had more testicular fortitude to actually confront me on why I harbour such negativity about him I might actually show more respect.
I said 'might'.
Pulse if that chick is real then I'm gunna pretend I'm you and hook up with her.
It will be a great 'Con'.![]()