SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY:

A friend of mine is a massive Sharks fan and has been given two tickets for the Grand Final this weekend.

They are box seats with hotel accommodation. The problem is the GF is on the same day as his wedding.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St John's Church, Hunter Valley at 2:15pm.

Her name is Sharon. She will be the one in the white dress.