Quote Originally Posted by jacksplatt11 View Post
In fact, I can't even see you, but I'm not sure if that's because you're so small, or if it's from my awesome-ness reflecting off the mirror and blinding me
I'd say the reason you can't see me is a function of the amount of poop you commonly find yourself under. I mean, awesome-ness is so awesome that its only canines who find themselves just having to take a dump on you.