
Originally Posted by
Golden Phoenix
There was a team in the Marvel universe made up of various heroes with useless powers.
One guy was flat. perfectly flat.
Another could hear radio transmissions, but didn't have control over where or when they came from
Hehe - the Great Lakes Avengers. They weren't entirely useless, but their power were pretty weird. Flatman was basically Mr. Fantastic, only flat. Doorman was pretty handy, being a human shaped portal that could let his teammates through walls and such. And Mr. Immortal, who literally couldn't die. Which is to say, he could be fatally wounded, but would heal pretty much instantly.
SofaMan - Occasionally Battling Evil with his Mighty Powers of Indolence