LUGNUT: Hi, I'm Lugnut, the star of the award-winning photocomic "Right In The Lugnuts!" The Ongoing Adventures Of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. And this is Hunk, the Yellow Lion from Voltron.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: White. Lio. Junior. And I would rather be anywhere but here right now.

LUGNUT: We're here today to help teach Tallestblue how to make a photocomic. Step one! Carefully stage your toys in such a way that they are enacting the elaborate script that you have meticulously plotted out.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Or you could… I don't know… just find some photo you've already taken, flip it sideways and hope no one notices it says "lɐıɔǝds sɹɐʍ ʇsɐǝq" in the background.

LUGNUT: Step two! Using a state-of-the-art photographic device – preferably on some sort of tripod – take some pictures. Try it once using a flash and once with no flash.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Or just press all the buttons and turn the dials at random – in this day and age of digital photography everyone's a photographer and you don't have to worry about having a good camera, conserving film or knowing anything at all.

LUGNUT: Step three! Put all the photos on your computer and choose the best ones – these will form your photocomic. Some people would then put speech bubbles on the photos, but I like the naïvist stylistic choice of placing dialogue under the photo, like the script of a play. After all, it was good enough for Shakespeare!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Translation: Sky Shadow doesn't know how to put speech bubbles on photos.

LUGNUT: Step four! Host the images on a free image hosting website.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Or just host all your images at tfwiki.net, then hotlink them straight to the board!

LUGNUT: Er… no don't do that. Step five! Post everything on the forum and you have your very own photocomic! I hope that helps, Tallestblue!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Join us again next week, when we teach Autocon how to make a nuclear bomb!

LUGNUT: Um... we won't be doing that either. See you in the funny pages!