I would so buy a Professor Princess toy.

On a more practical note, which currently existing CHUGUAAWTFLOLZORSwhatever molds can people think of which would work as HA figures? The only one I can think of is maybe Hound, and after that you'd need new (and pricey) molds or to go for Alternators/Alternity, for both the size and the inner car body.