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    So I finally saw the 2010 Karate Kid movie expecting the worst.

    Pros:
    # It actually is a decent remake of the original Karate Kid film. Carries the same spirit and essentially follows the same basic story.
    # Placing the protagonist in a foreign country made him feel even more alienated than just being in a new neighbourhood.
    # Lots of fancy looking action scenes to entertain the kiddies and gorgeous photography.
    # The new catching the fly with chopsticks scene was classic. # The new Karate Kid's sass and attitude sets him apart from the somewhat more naive Daniel Larusso.
    # I also liked how at the end all the students from the "bad" Kung Fu school paid respect to Jackie Chan's character... I thought that was a nice touch.
    # The scene where Jackie Chan's character defended the protagonist from an entire gang of bullies was awesome. I particularly liked how he didn't actually hit any of the kids, but merely avoided getting hit and let them hit each other! A good use of Jackie Chan's hallmark physical comedian skills.

    Cons:
    # The obvious misnomer. There is virtually NO karate in this movie. The kid gets beaten up by kids who are learning Kung Fu and he in turn learns Kung Fu to defend himself and his honour. I cannot believe that they would set a movie in China and have the characters use a Chinese martial art, but use the name of an Okinawan/Japanese martial art in the title. It's kinda like saying "Chinese, Japanese... wateva..." which just feels insulting.
    # The so-called "Kung Fu" in this movie is typically very fake -- the modern cinematic Wushu that's come to popularise Hong Kong Kung Fu movies... full of fancy moves and acrobatic/gymnastic flips and even wire stunts. *sigh* The only scene where I saw authentic looking Kung Fu was when they went to that temple on the top of the mountain, and for a few seconds you see a group of people doing the Twenty-Four Step Yang Taiji form. That's it. Then there's the whole "mysticism" aspect that they put in... just to be mystical. I know it's meant to be a metaphor for focusing, but I felt it got a bit too "hippie." These things all also perpetuate certain Kung Fu stereotypes.
    # The scenes where they're training on the Great Wall (yeah right)... clearly sponsored by the Chinese Tourism board. There's nothing they're doing there that they couldn't do at a local park.
    # The kiss scene was a bit disturbing given how young the protagonist and his romantic interest are! The original Karate Kid featured teenagers who were old enough to drive on their own... who the frack wants to see tweens kissing?!? Eewww... either make the characters older, or don't have them kiss please (they could just hug... or even kiss on the cheek?)

    Buh?!
    # So the kid is living in China... goes to a Chinese school every day... and he seems to pick up maybe half a dozen words of Chinese?!? Usually young children pick up a new language very quickly when they're immersed in a new language/culture like this... he must either have a language learning problem or he's just damn inattentive and socially isolated. Oh wait...
    # For some reason, a lot of kids at the school conveniently speak English really well! Even the bullies!! (what??) And of course, the maintenance man. *sigh* Interesting that the protagonists seems to attract so many English speakers (a lot of whom want to kick his @$$). The original Karate Kid was set in America and Mr. Miyagi was a first generation Japanese-American... so there was never a need to explain why they were speaking English. Here... less believable.
    # School uniform day?!? I've never seen a non-uniform school in China... and even if it were a non-uniform school... what's the point of having a Uniform Day?? It's not like mufti days where kids get the enjoy the privilege of not wearing uniform for a day... this is like, let's enjoy the rigidity of having to wear uniform for a day but not on other days. Ppfftt... it's hard enough getting kids to wear full correct uniform normally every day - ask them to wear uniform just once a cycle?? Good luck.

    Overall:
    Storywise a good remake of the original Karate Kid. I would have preferred it if they tried to use more realistic martial arts moves instead of cinematic wire acrobatics (look at those boys defy gravity as they jump over high walls!). They really should have either had the protagonist learn Karate (thus justifying the movie title), or just drop the word "Karate" from the movie title altogether and call it something else. It's almost like they wanted to make a Karate Kid remake, but somebody forgot to tell them that Kung Fu's not Karate.

    I'm glad I didn't bother seeing it in the cinema... didn't mind watching it as a cheap weekly rental. But I still prefer Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-san over this version.

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    21 Jump Street (2012)

    Perhaps the best comedy I've seen this year, or in a while I've seen in cinemas. Perhaps best move of the year? Or of this decade? Far stretch I know but I'm in the moment of just viewing it and it's good to see a feel-good movie that isn't patronising in a day and age where everything just seems so bloody over-serious and depressingly cynical. Even though it's a re-imagining it's self aware and is subtle at it which I admired very much.

    Clever, hilarious and down-to-earth.

    A whopping good 5/5 from me. Though there are some small things to nit-pick here and there, I can forgive them as the quality of the script and directing is awe-inspiring.

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    Hugo

    Thanks to wonky release dates I saw this on blu-ray during the australian cinematic run (love when that happens, I bought up on BD while it was in cinemas )
    I honestly can't believe the effing artist won best picture over this film. It starts as a kiddie mystery but blooms into a celebration of cinema history, marvellous stuff! However I can understand the surprise change would be off putting to some people (the trailers paint this as a kiddy adventure film but it doesn't stay that way.)

    Must view film.
    *****

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    The Raid: Redemption (2012) 5/5

    Most entertaining martial arts movie I've seen since Tom Yum Goong, it's an absolute cult classic in the making. It doesn't waste any time getting into the action, the premise is great, the bad guys are fascinating (especially love the little right-hand man of the boss, he's the new Bolo except, well, tiny!). I just can't say enough good things about this film, it's quite simply epic!

    The Hunger Games (2012) 1/5

    Felt like several episodes of a low budget, poorly made American TV show ripoff of Battle Royale thrown together to make it movie length. It doesn't help that it easily has some of the worst art direction I've ever seen in a movie and a director whose idea of good action is to rapidly move the camera from side to side so the viewer has no idea what's actually happening. He makes Michael Bay's action look like an attempt at still life. I have to imagine the books are better than this tripe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doubledealer View Post
    The Raid: Redemption (2012) 5/5

    Most entertaining martial arts movie I've seen since Tom Yum Goong, it's an absolute cult classic in the making. It doesn't waste any time getting into the action, the premise is great, the bad guys are fascinating (especially love the little right-hand man of the boss, he's the new Bolo except, well, tiny!). I just can't say enough good things about this film, it's quite simply epic!

    The Hunger Games (2012) 1/5

    Felt like several episodes of a low budget, poorly made American TV show ripoff of Battle Royale thrown together to make it movie length. It doesn't help that it easily has some of the worst art direction I've ever seen in a movie and a director whose idea of good action is to rapidly move the camera from side to side so the viewer has no idea what's actually happening. He makes Michael Bay's action look like an attempt at still life. I have to imagine the books are better than this tripe.
    I so badly want to see the Raid too, but unfortunately the only cinema down here in SA screens it when I'm VERY likely to be working :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doubledealer View Post
    The Raid: Redemption (2012) 5/5

    Most entertaining martial arts movie I've seen since Tom Yum Goong, it's an absolute cult classic in the making. It doesn't waste any time getting into the action, the premise is great, the bad guys are fascinating (especially love the little right-hand man of the boss, he's the new Bolo except, well, tiny!). I just can't say enough good things about this film, it's quite simply epic!

    The Hunger Games (2012) 1/5

    Felt like several episodes of a low budget, poorly made American TV show ripoff of Battle Royale thrown together to make it movie length. It doesn't help that it easily has some of the worst art direction I've ever seen in a movie and a director whose idea of good action is to rapidly move the camera from side to side so the viewer has no idea what's actually happening. He makes Michael Bay's action look like an attempt at still life. I have to imagine the books are better than this tripe.

    Oh I am hanging to see The Raid. This has made me want to see it anymore. Interesting opinion of The Hunger Games. Your the first person I've heard give a negative review of the film... I still want to see it, to see what the hype is about and I just hope I don't make the same mistake I did with Twilight
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    Watched 'The Hunter' last night; a flick about an American scientist/hunter tasked by a research group to travel to Tasmania and acquire physical biological specimens of the labelled (And fabled) extinct Tasmanian Tiger, as it is believed to secrete a toxin that paralyses it's prey and said research group wants to map and patent the DNA of the Thylacine.

    The hunter tasked with this mission is played by Willem Dafoe, also staring Sam Neil and is a Screen Australia film; An excellent movie with a great story (Of which I've avoided mentioning most of ) with superb performances by the cast and stunning visuals of an otherwise disregarded landmass - You'll end up feeling sad for the nigh-mythical beast and will have your position on it's current state of existence questioned.

    I highly recommend it to anyone who likes actual good Aussie movies, Mysteries & Zoology/Palaeontology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doubledealer View Post
    makes Michael Bay's action look like an attempt at still life.
    You should offer them that line for the sequel's movie poster. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Shadow View Post
    You should offer them that line for the sequel's movie poster. :P
    Haha, I would lol heartily if they used it. My favourite so far this year is "...plenty to scream about" EMPIRE on the cover of the The Thing 2012 dvd cover. Had a good old chortle over that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doubledealer View Post
    The Raid: Redemption (2012) 5/5

    Most entertaining martial arts movie I've seen since Tom Yum Goong, it's an absolute cult classic in the making. It doesn't waste any time getting into the action, the premise is great, the bad guys are fascinating (especially love the little right-hand man of the boss, he's the new Bolo except, well, tiny!). I just can't say enough good things about this film, it's quite simply epic!

    The Hunger Games (2012) 1/5

    Felt like several episodes of a low budget, poorly made American TV show ripoff of Battle Royale thrown together to make it movie length. It doesn't help that it easily has some of the worst art direction I've ever seen in a movie and a director whose idea of good action is to rapidly move the camera from side to side so the viewer has no idea what's actually happening. He makes Michael Bay's action look like an attempt at still life. I have to imagine the books are better than this tripe.
    Ooo I love the irrelevant comparisons between The Hunger Games and the totally over-hyped Battle Royale.

    Yes, they both include children killing eachother - that's about where it ends.

    But honestly It doesn’t take a Ph.D. in literature or history to grasp that both works have their roots in long-standing traditions of science fiction, social satire and mythology, and that both endeavor to be simultaneously contemporary and ancient, The Running Man anyone?

    And what about Orwells '1984' ?

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