Quote Originally Posted by Galvatran View Post
Mike Larkan, the weatherman on channel 10's News at Five (Melbourne) told a joke during his weather segment today. It went something along these lines.

The girlfriend tells her boyfriend she wants to break up cos of his Transformers. The boyfriend replies: I can change.
He stole that from the Arrgh!! It’s the Mr Hell show!

Scene - a couples apartment and the walls are covered in action figures.

Guy: Sandra, don’t leave!
Girl: it’s over Greg, I can’t take these nerdy obsessions of your any more.
Guy: But Sandra, I can change!

Guy grits his teeth and armour starts to envelop him until you can only see his face but otherwise he looks like a giant robot with rockets on his shoulders

Guy: Look! I’m Optitron, leader of the Transformibles!
Girl: That’s it, I’m out.

She leaves. His shoulders sag.

Guy: (sadly) I can turn into a tank as well.