Quote Originally Posted by UltraMarginal View Post
you obviously haven't been to a whole lot of Australian Weddings, a lot of them are anyway.
A mate of mine used to film weddings on the side to supplement his creative works. I remember picking up a drive from him (or a camera, or a tape deck, whatever it was) and he was in the middle of editing a wedding video.

The footage was of the bride in a horrible puffy white dress, trying to smoke a cigarette at arm's length while holding a can of Beam & Cola.

She was picked up in a stretch Hummer.

To quote the great Stan Lee; 'nuff said.