Cogman is such a laaame name for a Transformer.
If a Transformer came out with this name 30 years ago we would all be laughing at it, just as we laughed at the Machine Men's names in comparison with the Transformers.
F15 Man
Motorcycle Man
Tank Man
Buggy Man
Helicopter Man
Police Man
Submarine Man
But even those names are arguably better than Cogman because they describe what they transform into. Cogman doesn't transform into a cog! Even Tonka realised how lame these names were and assigned new names to compete with the Transformers.
F15 Man → Leader-1
Motorcycle Man → Cy-Kill
Tank Man → Tank Man
Buggy Man → Buggy Man
Helicopter Man → Cop-Tur
Police Man → Hans Cuff
Submarine Man → Dive Dive
etc. (I love how they didn't bother changing some of them)
You know a name is pretty lame when ever "Scooter" sounds better than it.
P.S.: I may have gotten some of the Machine Men/Gobot names wrong cos uh... I don't really give a skit about Gobots.![]()