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14th July 2010, 11:26 PM
#31
Sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Warning: Contains coarse language & adult themes (offensive words are "spoiler tagged")
Japanischen verschluckt Hasbro
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
And Shane McCarthy say I'm pretty hot for a white bot
Bah weep granah weep nini nini nini bong
You know its kinda hard to sell robot comics
Thinks G1 finished up in 1986
Profits going down, sales sure needed a lift
From All Hail Megatron, they came and gave us Drift
So why don't you, love Gary Stus
Has a black belt in every martial art
Former Decepticon, now that's gone
He drives real fast, he drives real fast
With swords so great, he over compensates
It's like a bad fan-fic where fanboys masturbates
Just grab your comic book and
Hey, hey, do that fanboy thing!
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
And IDW says I'm pretty hot for a white bot
He needed a new toy, not just any will suffice
Especially when we're paying thirty-dollars retail price
His legs are really chunky, they don't lock below the knees
His doors have Rising Suns, with some random Japanese!
With such mighty fists, take the piss
Out of a big transforming Chuck Nor-ris
Drift's got sex appeal, spin that wheel
He drives which way, he drives which way?
It's a toy so great, go tell all your mates
Then go log online and have lots of debates
Grab your action figure and
Hey, hey, play with your new toy!
Now he's getting tampographs yeah, some Kanji for his doors
He asks for a "Dorifto", but they wrote down "Samurai"
Fans say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his author's mind he's the, he's the dopest trick
Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
Bah weep granah weep nini nini nini bong
Such amazing feats, he can't be beat
Nameless minions might as well admit defeat
Who is this boy?
Go get the toy!
You will all pay, you will all pay
With swords so great, he over compensates
It's like a bad fan-fic where fanboys masturbates
We all just love G1
Is this guy even from G1?
Let's all pretend he's from G1
Hey, hey, do MacGuffin things!
Last edited by GoktimusPrime; 14th July 2010 at 11:47 PM.
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15th July 2010, 12:02 AM
#32
lol, I'm assuming that this is aimed at Drift?
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21st July 2010, 03:19 AM
#33
He needed a new toy, not just any will suffice
Especially when we're paying thirty-dollars retail price
His legs are really chunky, they don't lock below the knees
His doors have Rising Suns, with some random Japanese!
Best. Verse. Ever.
Anyone else think this song needs a YouTube video to go with it?
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13th December 2011, 11:52 PM
#34
This Filk is gonna take 12 days to complete (so please bear with me) Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"...
The Twelve Days of Festivus
On the first day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
A Rav bird on a Spud-bot!
Last edited by GoktimusPrime; 15th December 2011 at 11:34 PM.
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14th December 2011, 11:49 PM
#35
On the second day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
Last edited by GoktimusPrime; 15th December 2011 at 11:35 PM.
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15th December 2011, 11:37 PM
#36
On the third day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Three bad Seekers
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
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16th December 2011, 11:51 PM
#37
On the fourth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Four cyber-birds
Three bad Seekers
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
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18th December 2011, 12:22 AM
#38
On the fifth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Five Golden 'Bees!
Four cyber-birds
Three bad Seekers
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
Note: Although this was technically posted on 18/12, I did take this photo on the 17/12! I'm just a few minutes over! (hey, it's still 17/12 in NT, SA and WA atm, right? )
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18th December 2011, 09:28 PM
#39
On the sixth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Six cassettes playing
Five Golden 'Bees!
Four cyber-birds
Three bad Seekers
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
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20th December 2011, 08:52 AM
#40
Oops, forgot to post last night even though I had the photo ready! Doing a double one for yesterday and today in this post.
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On the seventh day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
Seven robots swimming
Six cassettes playing
Five Golden 'Bees!
Four cyber-birds
Three bad Seekers
Two Turtle 'Cons
And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot
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