I need to vent!

[BigPenney]

Found him yet BigPenney?

Yes, found him this morning under a bookcase.

I'm sure you can find it eventually, it's not like Sam would magically get up on his feet and walk away... ...UNLESS our existence is a falsified creation and we are living in the Matrix or are in limbo from breaking out of Level 4 dreams...

Even if he did come to life he wouldn't have gotten far, his lower torso joint cracked in half from the fall and his legs had come out.
A quick application of super glue fixed that.