LOL
Your wife is Japanese. Lucky dog you.
My missus, who's Caucasian is currently in Japan teaching English but that being said, I met her in Uni through Japanese class, the only reason I understand any Japanese. Also... I watch lots of Japanese shows... without subs for practice.
Just tell your wife, トランスフォマーの大ニューズはたのむ。トランスレション本当にありがとうございました。