Anything from Monty Python is awesome.
And from that same episode where she hits her head on the shelf, Basil picks up a piece of lint and says "Is this a piece of your brain?" Watery Fowls is a great show with alot of memorable quotes lol. The German episode seems to spring to mind...Originally Posted by Bartrim
A personal favourite to cheer me up is from Fawlty Towers when Basil is showing an annoying woman her room and she said that the room is supposed to have an ocean to view and she wants to know where it is.
"You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky!"
Come to think of it, alot of the funny quotes I can come up with are from old British humor. Goodies, Young Ones, Python, all greats.
Oh a great one from The Pink Panther Strikes Again
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[dog bites Clouseau's hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore!
Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
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