Funny Quotes Thread

[Hursticon]

Marine at classified base : "Whats your clearance"

Agent DiNozzo: "About 6'1. Why? Do you have low ceilings?"

From NCIS season 6

Ha!
You see, I dig NCIS, the writing is awesome and it's backed up by a great cast and that is why it's still going.

[Bartrim]

Car makes loud grinding noise as girl tries to put it into reverse gear


James Bond: "Can you play any other tunes?"

The spy who loved me.