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    What Him say!!

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    GARBOIL: Welcome to The Correctional Centre.

    NUT CONVOY: Your gaol is in a volcano?

    GARBOIL: Yeah, it crashed here four million years ago.

    NUT CONVOY: Really?

    GARBOIL: No, over-run, we built it here. We find that the concept of not-being-scalded-by-boiling-hot-lava-every-day is a great incentive for convicts to reform and become constructive members of society. Hey boss.

    PROWL: Welcome back, Detective Sergeant.

    NUT CONVOY: ZOMG, Garboil... your boss is Robocop!

    PROWL: Ha ha. Greetings, Nut Convoy. I hear you have the makings of a future policeman.

    NUT CONVOY: I want to be an astronaut.

    BURNING CONVOY: And I want to speak to my lawyer.

    GARBOIL: I think someone wants a bit more lava.

    BURNING CONVOY: Dude, I'm already on fire, what's a bit of lava going to do?

    GARBOIL: Sigh. Fine, your lawyer's already here to see you anyway.



    MAGNABOSS: Hey Burn, don't you worry, I'm going to get you out of here. How are you holding up?

    NUT CONVOY: Hi Voltron!

    MAGNABOSS: Oily pit...

    NUT CONVOY: I haven't seen you since you threatened to kill me right after I got the matrix.

    MAGNABOSS: Ahem. Um... that isn't quite as bad as it sounds.

    NUT CONVOY: Sure it is. Garboil, remember what Deathsaurus said?

    GARBOIL: Nutso, my wife is not a slu...

    NUT CONVOY: Not that.

    GARBOIL: That we were ignoring the elephant in the room?

    NUT CONVOY: The one with two long, sharp, curved objects.

    GARBOIL: Tusks! Plus Magnaboss had motive, means and opportunity.

    MAGNABOSS: I'm going to kill you, Lugnut!

    NUT CONVOY: Motive, means, opportunity and he really likes killing people.

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    Ha! - LOL!
    Yet another excellent addition to "Right in The Lugnutz!".

    Love the fact that Burning Convoy is 'Tortured' with Lava!

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    GIGASCOUTER: Previously on Right In The Lugnuts...



    GIGASCOUTER (in falsetto): Oooh, Gigascouter. I'm Strika and you're so manly and strong. Let's get greased up and then I want you to piledrive me all night lo...

    LUGNUT: The actual flashback, Gigascouter.

    GIGASCOUTER: Boring! Whatever...



    LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!



    LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!



    LUGNUT: So... where does the Blazing Sword really come from?



    LUGNUT: This is Hunk, the Yellow Lion from Voltron.



    MAGNABOSS: If I kill Lugnut now would it still just be counted as murder?



    MAGNABOSS: I'm going to kill you, Lugnut!

    ...

    GIGASCOUTER: Wow. Foreshadowing. That's surprisingly classy for this show. And now... the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends.

    MAGNABOSS: Magnaboss... uncombine!

    NUT CONVOY: Um... Aren't you meant to combine for a big fight? Or is this some sort of union thing where you're not allowed to combine and fight me until Haggar magics me into a giant robeast? Because seriously, I never got why you didn't just combine and stomp on the robeast while it was still small.

    MAGNABOSS: Because I want to fight you one on one as your nemesis...



    SANTON: ...Santon!

    GARBOIL: Santon?

    BURNING CONVOY: Santon?

    NUT CONVOY: Babar?

    GIGASCOUTER: What the...? I knew foreshadowing was too good for this show. Surely White Lio Junior is Lugnut's nemesis.

    WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Well... I don't like him. But it's not like you can just go around killing people because they’re annoying.

    SANTON: Of course you can! It's in the Hippocratic Oath!

    SKYWARP: Actually, I don't think it is in...

    SANTON: It's why I killed Flash Lio Convoy. And Brandon Lee. And Tupac. And it's why I'm killing you, Lugnut...

    NUT CONVOY: Not if I... light out darkest hour!

    BURNING CONVOY: Dude, you're fighting an elephant. It's hardly Unicron.

    NUT CONVOY: Oh... sorry. Hey... watch where you stick that tusk. I could lose an eye.

    SANTON: So? You have four more.

    NUT CONVOY: No, seriously watch your tusk, it's about to hit the…

    MATRIX: KABOOM!

    GIGASCOUTER: Um... Is this the end of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends?

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    NOOOOOOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Shadow View Post
    LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

    Man this one shot makes me drool!



    GIGASCOUTER: Um... Is this the end of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends?
    Oh! - I certainly hope not!
    (Santon = Babar, LOL! )

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