(I will be concluding the current storyline, plus Hursticon and Sharky have both won Nut-prizes for their entries here: http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=9937. [Nut-prizes can be picked up at the next Parra fair.] But first... an interlude... from the future!)



LUGNUT: H...

MARI: Hi, Emperor Zurg!

LUGNUT: I... Wha... I'm no... Hey, that's my thing!

MARI: What... my helmet?

LUGNUT: No... you know... the thing where you annoy people by confusing them with other animated characters.

MARI: Oh, sorry. You go ahead.

LUGNUT: The moment's gone, now.



MARI. So who are you?

LUGNUT: I'm Lugnut, obviously.

MARI: Isn't Lugnut meant to be... bigger?

LUGNUT: After the great war, a handful of Decepticons were granted amnesty and went through the Great Upgrade, downsizing us into smaller, more fuel-efficient Transformers.

MARI: Riiight... So... Sky Shadow's travelling and a Voyager Lugnut would have been too bulky to carry around with him?

LUGNUT: Um... That too. So who are you then?

MARI: Here's a hint...



LUGNUT: Eva... Longoria?

MARI: That's not what it says. Look, I'm just a totally extreme, awesome-looking character who was never in my original series, but when they reimagined it years later, they shoehorned me into it and I'm an awesome fighter with a giant mechanical body who travels to Japan where I change into a ne...

LUGNUT: Hi Drift!

MARI: Nice one.