Warning: the following photocomic may contain mild spoilers abut two potential characters in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. You have been warned. We now return to our regular programming...

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MARI: What the #@(* was that?

LUGNUT: What?

MARI: That thing two posts above us?

LUGNUT: Hmm? Oh, that's just an unauthorised third-party Lugnut photcomic. It happens. Until HasbroTakaraTomy cracks down on them there's nothing we can do about it.



MARI: Okay. Hey – guess who's the biggest producer of toys in the world!

LUGNUT: Um... HasbroTakaraTomy?

MARI: Nope.



LUGNUT: Hi D'Compose! Hi Phantom Of The Opera!



MEGATRON: Lugnut, you idiot, it's me.

LUGNUT: Glorious Megatron, forgive me. I did not recognise you. I beg that I may purify my unworthy audio sensors by hearing why you are attired in a poncho.

MEGATRON: It's the damned paparazzi. Ever since I started dating Miley Cyrus...

MARI: Hey, you guys – who's the biggest producer of toys in the world?

MEGATRON: Is it Mattel?

SHOCKWAVE: I would say Lego.

MARI: No and no. It's McDonalds.

SHOCKWAVE: Ah, Happy Meals.

MEGATRON: Did anyone see Super Size Me?

LUGNUT: I did, mighty Megatron, and I share your supreme opinion about that film.

MEGATRON: I... didn't tell you my opinion.

MARI: Luggy, you know you're a completely different robot when Megatron's around. You're totally his bitch.

LUGNUT: Yes, I am your bitch, Lord Megatron.



MEGATRON: Right... Anyway... where was I before that awkward interruption? Oh! McDonalds, bah! Its contribution to obesity is obscene. And the way it encourages children to eat junk food by selling it with toys. You know what we should do? We're going to travel back in time, and annihilate the McDonaldses before they even think about open a restaurant!

LUGNUT and MARI: (Stunned silence).

SHOCKWAVE: So... does anyone else feel like a Big Mac right now?

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