No, I don't mean products you bought without your partner's consent, but rather, third-party, unlicensed products. You know what I mean
I saw these pictured on the TFW Delicate Warrior review thread, and then TFSource had them on sale. Shipped they came to A$34 each. Not cheap, but not too bad.
They're actually quite smaller than I thought (see 20c piece), but should scale nicely. They look better in person than in photographs.