Well, it's quite simple really. I will arrange for two battle cruisers to be lined up side by side (200m apart). On each battle cruiser there will be a package, one will have me (dead) and the other, my Transformers collection. A countdown from 10 shall commence and when the last number has been called both packages will be catapulted into the air towards each other. The moment the two collide AA guns on both battleships will blow the everloving **** out of both packages. The souls from both myself and the Transformers will merge and form a gigantic invisible-to-mankind yet very tangibly real presence, I shall hook my now 50ft in length feet into each cruiser and 'skate' around the ocean until I get bored and decide to travel to other planets (similar to how you see Blurr skate around in TFA).