Quote Originally Posted by liegeprime View Post
I dont think you'll get enough "conscious" time to explain anyhow heheheh
You spent what! how much! WA PAAK !!!
If only I had that much warning, I just wake up on the floor every now and then, "what darling, how did you get on the floor unconcious, I don't know, maybe you are starting to have fainting spells" and you get the innocent smile and a flutter of the eyelids. The best way to defend yourself is of course chemical warfare, Baked Beans and Eggs, You just walk around the house leaving little pockets of nothing around, that way when they try and sneak up on you they hit one of these happy clouds, you hear the gagging and WALAH, you are pre-warned of the imminent attack and can hide until they have calmed down.