Looks like I might have lucked out in terms of undoing some of the poss of joy those scalper scumbags have caused. I just called Bigw Tuggers and was told they have 2 Megatrons left which I told them to hold, so they can be bought to go under a Wishing Tree for families who can't even afford $5.
To any scalpers reading this, the reaction I hope this causes within your greedy, morally bankrupt, sludge pumping hearts, is akin to you being made to sit down hard on a live, blade side up chainsaw and being made to rotate!