Transformers: G2 Prime

[Lint]

Terradive: Master, the one they call G2 Prime shall be of no significance to us any longer. I present to you his battle blade.
Nut Convoy: Battle blade eh? I'm certainly no detective. Wheres that Garboil guy when you need him?


Nut Convoy:You! Can you identify this blade for the glory of Megatron?
Warpath: _____ Why yes that is most certainly the weapon of the one who now calls himself Optimus Prime.


Nut Convoy: Excellent! Here you go Sledge. It is to you I bequeath this artifact for safe carriage. Keep it safe and such.
Sledge: This thing better not be cursed.


Nut Convoy: Autocons! Ready your cheetors and hang gliders. For tonight we dine in White Castle!
Whirl: Thats the place that does the sliders right?
Windcharger: I hate that show
Whirl: Yeh I lost interest after the Cro-Mags


G2 Prime: We have the high ground Kup. We cannot lose.
Kup: This reminds me of the time we made camp on Tagan Heights. Forgot that Cons could fly. Many casualties that day.
Snarl: Hey I remember reading about that on the dataspy
Kup: All it takes is just one shove minicon...
G2 Prime: Are you ready Kup?
Kup: Yer, I'll cover you from above.


G2 Prime: While they stand, I shall fall
Kup: That was dreadful



Nut Convoy: ... and then I said to Mari "Thats what she said"
*SWOOP*
G2 Prime: Strike from above!!!
Whirl: Uff!


G2 Prime: So you're the one the great Nut Convoy... I thought you'd be taller.
Nut Convoy: Wait how much taller did you want me to be? You're a runt!
Windcharger: And you're also not Optimus Prime!!! Whats with those flames?!? Die impostor!


G2 Prime: Such, minibot...
Windcharger: Wha...?


G2 Prime: NONSENSE!!!
Windcharger: Uaghh!
Nut Convoy: And it all ends with a...


Nut Convoy: POKE
G2 Prime: Missed! Now out of the way, I'll be taking my...


G2 Prime: Sword!..... Judo kick!
Sledge: *Wilhelm Scream*


G2 Prime: So who wants some now?


Terradive: Grrrr, please allow me to dispense of this garish protoform master.
G2 Prime: Me? Garish? Have you seen your FACE?


Nut Convoy: Hmm very well Terradive. I will grant you this opportunity for the glory of Megatron.
G2 Prime: And don't get me started on your torso. You're a freakin jet. Jetformers should all have naturally KICKASS looking torsos. Yours is folded over more times than a spanish pikelet.
Terradive: Go now master. Guide our people to White Castle!


Nut Convoy: Come along everyone. I think its this way
Terradive: So, 'Prime'.... Last time I had to pleasure of presenting your 'Disco Stick' to the great Nut Convoy. This time I will have the pleasure of giving him some head.
G2 Prime: *chortle* Freudian slip much?
Terradive: What? I just threatened to give him pieces of your head you... you....
Windcharger: This quest is giving me the battlestuffs

[Sky Shadow]

Cool stuff Lint. It's great to see what Nut Convoy has been up to - it's been ages since that guy did anything.

[GoktimusPrime]

LAWL! Another great episode! Interesting use of chopsticks too

[theheretic]

I love this! Hope it gets turned into a movie some day.

[GoktimusPrime]

It already has a more consistent plotline than ROTF and DOTM combined.

[UltraMarginal]

Nice work, keep them coming.

[Hursticon]

Yep, yet another hell-funny entry Lint!

[Lint]

G2 Prime: So it has come to this ugly decepticon. I will not be bested by you again.
Terradive: Grrr I must say, after that spectacle I have a greater admiration for your martial skill
G2 Prime: It is not skill that makes a Prime. It is the wisdom of a thousand million Convoys distilled into the matrix which only a Prime can bear.
Terradive: Except you do not possess it and it has now chosen Lugnut, nay, Nut Convoy whom I serve with all my spark as he is the one who will restore Cybertron and bring us to true glory!!!
G2 Prime: Ugly decepticon, prepare to die, you have chosen your bath!
Terradive: Wait don't you mean...\\


G2 Prime: Surprise Typo attack!


Terradive: Grrrr, announcing a surprise attack? Who was your swordmaster; Soundwave?
G2 Prime: Hey I beat Soundwave you know. I lured him in real close and then crushed him by transforming into a truck


Terradive: Now you're citing all your battle strategies? I must admit the warrior in me was excited when you jumped us in that ambush.
G2 Prime: Uff!!!


Terradive: But now I see you...


*CRUNCH*
Terradive: For the fool you truly are
G2 Prime: Urghh, must... reach


Snarl: Hey aren't you sposed to be providing covering fire or something?
Kup: Shhh, he's doing fine on his own. He'll be grand.


G2 Prime: Minicon carcass TO THE FACE!
Terradive: Aaaaaaaarghhh!!!!
Snarl: Holy stuffpieces you were right! As in, correct right. Like, on the money!
Kup: Shut up


G2 Prime: By Primus, these gratuitious action sequences really wear hard on my crappy Hasbro ball joints
Terradive: Grrrugh, I know the feeling, more than any.
G2 Prime: Remember back in the G1 days, all you had to do was swing your hips and flap your arms around a 90 degree arc.
Terradive: Yes, well no, technically I am about as old as you. Enough with the niceties!!! We have a duel to finish.


Terradive: Grr, curses, my back
G2 Prime: Come on, get up and stop carrying on like an old widow. Ow my head.
Terradive: A widow am I?


Terradive: Perhaps I'll show you just how WIDOWLIKE I can be
Terradive: TRANSFORRRRRM!!!!


G2 Prime: You do realise you're based off a GOLDEN EAGLE right?
Terradive: I'll gut you with my fork!


G2 Prime: Whew... survived that
G2 Prime: Oh wait


*WOOOOOOOOSHHH*
G2 Prime: Here he comes again!


G2 Prime: Uff!!!
*Sound of a jet approaching once more*
Terradive: Welcome your death Autobot, there is no escape!!!!


G2 Prime: Hyah!
*Sound of a jet being torn apart by a laser sword and subsequently crashing*
Terradive: Grraaaaaaaaaghrrhh!!!


G2 Prime: It's over Terradive, you have lost. Now tell me, where is Lugnut taking the matrix?
Terradive: Pshf... didn't he already announce to the whole desert that he was going to White Castle?
G2 Prime: Oh yeah. But where is White Castle? Tell me or I will end you once and for all ugly decepticon.
Terradive: I will not spend my last moments aquiescing to the likes of you. *click*


Terradive: DIE AUTOBOT!!!!!
*CHOOOM!*


G2 Prime: Nice try


G2 Prime: DECEPTI-CREEP!!!!
Terradive: 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000001 01010101 01010100 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 00100001 00100001 00100001


G2 Prime: Oh Bianca, welcome home.
*sizzle sizzle*


Snarl: Damn Optimus...
Kup: Sometimes I forget that in the laser core of every Cybertronian is a spark of a killer. Especially with this bar stand.


G2 Prime: Looks like this con, took a 'dive' for the team
G2 Prime: Hmm, not quite.



G2 Prime: He thought Nut Convoy would bring world peace, but ended up in pieces . Hmm, nah.
Kup: Prime, what the heck are you doing?
G2 Prime: No wait wait, I've got it: Looks like this guy, Terra-Died

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Hursticon]

Another excellent additional Lint; I love your inclusion of visual effects as they're quite tasteful and well used, the "Terra-died" capping was hilarious too!

[theheretic]

That was terra- ble! Terribly entertaining!