Transformers: G2 Prime

[Lint]

This episode was filmed prior to the Transformers strike of Lint's Bedroom. It has now been digitally mastered and released for public viewing.


Kup: Ah Slaggit, this is just too hard. Where's that Hot Rod punk when you need him?


Kup: Okay Warpath lad, I'm going to go find a timing belt in this forsaken desert. Don't move from this spot. I'm serious. If I come back here and find you gone I will hunt you down and use your laser core as scraplet feed!


DOO-DOO-DOOO DO DOOOO DO! [Transition]



Nut Convoy: Autocons HALT!
Sledge: Looks like some poor fella got in a tangle with Soundwave
Windcharger: Look Whirl its Warpath!
Whirl: I see him. He's messed up pretty bad.
Terradive: That whelp won't survive the night
Nut Convoy: I, Nut Convoy will revive this fellow cybertronian for the glory of Megatron!
Windcharger: Why are we following this guy again?
Nut Convoy: Because I bear the Matrix of Leadership
Windcharger: So? So did that punk Hot Rod
Nut Convoy: And I can kill you with a punch
Windcharger: Touche


Nut Convoy: Meggsy Ma... Meggsy Ma... Meggsy Ma, shakti de!


Nut Convoy: And now to channel the power of the Matrix through the magic recepticle.
Windcharger: Aww gross
Sledge: I hate this part
Whirl: Is this really necessary?


Nut Convoy: Rise Warpath! Rise for the glory of Megatron
Windcharger: This will never work
Sledge: Probably not a good time to tell you that you revived in this exact manner eh?
Windcharger: Ugh, seriously?


Warpath: ZOW! I'm back!
Warpath: Windcharger! Whirl! Where have you guys been? And why does this Con have the Matrix?


Terradive: Grr have more respect Autobot! This 'con' just saved your spark.
Whirl: It's true.
Nut Convoy: Greetings Warpath, I am Nut Convoy. Leader of the the cybertronian alliance. These are my lieutenants, Terradive and Whirl.
Warpath: Well, since stuffpiece left me for dead I think I will join you guys!
Nut Convoy: Glorious news! All hail Megatron!
Warpath: BAM! Wait, what?

Meanwhile back somewhere else in the desert.


G2 Prime: Hey where'd everybody clear off to?
Snarl: So if you ain't no punk holler we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup Yeaaah


G2 Prime: Steeljaw! Long time no see little buddy!
Snarl: Gah! What?!? Please don't hurt me! *zip*
G2 Prime: You probably don't recognise me. I'm Prime, from the future!


G2 Prime: I'd say transform and roll out but that would be cruel since you're just a tape. Come Steeljaw, let us find the others and END THIS WAR.
Snarl: Guh, okay. Beats wandering


Snarl: Theres definitely something about this desert that makes all the big shots go crazy.

[Lint]

After a long hiatus, the cast of Transformers: G2 Prime have finally arrived at their new studio in Victoria. Thus shooting resumes and madness returns.


Kup: It has been many stellar cycles since we last saw Warpath. The shifting sands of this donutted desert have made him impossible to track... but I know he is still out there somewhere - alive. Thus it is my duty to search for him and bring him back to the fold.


Kup: The white sands of this wasteland are unforgiving and progress is slow.


Kup: Sometimes we drive


Kup: But mostly we walk


Kup: We take sustenance from where we can...


Kup: And keep looking out for a glimmer of hope!


Kup: Then once in a while you see something familiar... you're not sure if it is real or if it is simply the onset of your own madness like so many times before.


Kup: Nope this is definitely real... but wait, that must mean... oh please don't let this be real


G2 Prime: Hello!
G2 Prime: Ol' Steeljaw and I were just playing a game of fetch but it appears you've beat him to it! Did you want to play too?
Kup: *groan*



[By the way if anyone in Melb has an iGear kup head they'd be willing to loan me for this production that would be fantastic. Silly me left my own ones behind in Perth, again ]

[Slag]

Very entertaining... kup turned into bear grylls ..
Do do do dee do do. (spinning transformer symbol)

[GoktimusPrime]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA! Great stuff!

[Hursticon]

LOL, glad to see this return Lint - Kup looked like he was having such a good time too.

[UltraMarginal]

I've just discovered this thread for the first time and I love it. give me moar!

Top stuff Lint.

[theheretic]

^ Same. It's an ugly, gritty new look on the world of Transformers. Gives me the urge to make my own episodes in this style. I do have a suggestion for you though... Quit your job and focus on making more of this. With all that free time you could crank out an episode a day!

[Lint]

Kup: We're surrounded Prime
G2 Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!

10 Minutes ago...



Kup: These are definitely Warpath's tracks, but he is not alone
Snarl: Grrr, very much not alone
Kup: Shut up, the only reason why I haven't killed you con is because I would THEN be stuck alone with him
G2 Prime: Warpath, if you can hear this, you are not alone...
Kup: Prime, communications are jammed, he can't here us and we JUST said he is not alon//


G2 Prime: *heroic sword swish* ...we are coming for you! And I swear upon this blade that I will decimate any ugly transformer that gets in my way.
Snarl: I suppose we should take that as a compliment!
Kup: My sanity is being decimated
Snarl: But your complexion has improved so much since last week!


G2 Prime: Oh Warpath! I have lost you once before but never again. Megatron must be stopped, whatever the cost.
Snarl: I wonder he gets paid, like royalties, everytime he says that.

SWOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


G2 Prime: What the candies, who are you guys? BY PRIMUS THE ORANGE ONE IS SO UGLY!


Terradive: Ugly? I am TERRADIVE!!! First Lieutenant of the great Nut Convoy and I have never looked better
Kup: Yer, aint that the truth


Whirl: And I am WHIRL!!! Former Wrecker and now commander of the elite Nutcrackers! We know you have been following us so we have come to deliver a message. Cease your pursuit...
Terradive: ...or face the wrath of Nut Convoy. The new leader of the Cybertronians!


Kup: We're surrounded Prime
G2 Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!


G2 Prime: I DO NOT, NEGOTIATE, WITH, TERRADIVES!!!!
Kup: *groan*


Terradive: Hah! Your cheap one-liners cannot compete...


Terradive: With someone who as actual martial skill!
G2 Prime: My laser sword!
Kup: God donuts! I always forget how fast this kid is.


Terradive: I trust our message has been delivered Autobot. Next time you will not be so lucky. Especially without this sword hahahahahahah!


G2 Prime: They're gone....
Snarl:... and with it, all hope.
G2 Prime: No that's Magnus' line


Kup: Gah, my vocals
G2 Prime: Autobots, it seems we have found a new target. My trusty laser blade is now being held hostage by an ugly Decepticon named Terradive. This Terradive claims to serve one who calls himself 'Nut Convoy'. Could this robot be the new bearer of the Matrix of Leadership? We must track down this party of robots and reclaim what is mine!
Kup: what bout Warpath?
G2 Prime: No my sword's name is Bianc... oh right yes sure ahem him too.

[Hursticon]

Hehe, an excellent entry Lint - Terradive's action shots were really well done too!
(LOL, Sword a named Bianca! )

G2 Prime really gives me an Animated: Sentinel Prime vibe, it works dude!

[GoktimusPrime]

I like!