INTRODUCING FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA...
PROTOTYPE:
DECEPTICON COFFETO
image by Nam 'Wolfgang' Nguyen 2012
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Bio:
Though slightly taller than a mere 6 inches, Coffeto is a very deadly Decepticon. He's taken the alternate form of a 600ml milk carton of Adelaide's cherished drink - the Farmer's Union Iced Coffee but unbeknownst to a human his exterior is made of reinforced layered Cybertronian metal making him much harder to crush. The genius design of his shield, though just an ordinary triangular prism is an effective combination of strength and defense. The same metal that makes his form also makes his shield and it proves very durable yet at he same time the slanted lateral designs allow laser beams to easily deflect across the battlefield causing enemies to think twice before shooting this little bugger. And many poor drunkards have broken their feet trying to step on Coffeto, stupidly thinking nothing of his superior disguise.
Though the spirit of Adelaide is stereotypically seen by others as a boring and a place filled with churches, Coffeto's personality is the polar opposite. He ain't holy and he ain't boring. When Coffeto first took upon this disguise, he was curious as to what caffeine and energon could to a Transformer and well, the bugger hasn't stopped shaking ever since and is very, very hyperactive. This proves troublesome for him though as he is at all occasions spotted by the daft Autobots because of his continuous shaking. Though his hyperactivity has proven useful as his reload speeds and super reflexes make him the perfect user of his octo-barreled 'Stingmaster Blaster'. Though the gun itself is quite weak for each individual laser shot, because of the skills that Coffeto has the gun becomes so powerful through super-spamming that it's even shot down great Autobots before.
Coffeto is perhaps over-confident of his abilities and he does need other Decepticons to carry him around (it took him 28 hours to walk a km alone) but it's the big spirit inside the little body that inspires other Decepticons to keep fighting for Decepticon Supremacy
Quote: Di..Di..Die..DIE AUTOBOTS!!! HAYYSAHSHAH!!
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