G2 Prime: The Generation Wars

[Lint]

Dropkick: Run! It's the Prime!


G2 Prime: Fool! You should watch your own back ugly Decepticon!
Dropkick: Uff!!!


Dropkick: Please Prime! We have done nothing wrong!
G2 Prime: You, who are without beauty... now plead for it?
Dropkick: What? That doesn't even make sense!
G2 Prime: I thought you were made of... err... made of... bet... nicer...


G2 Prime: Ah screw it
Dropkick: UaaaRGH!@!#


G2 Prime: Though ugly in life, he had a beautiful end.


Kup: Prime you look like an idiot
G2 Prime: Hey who asked you anyway









Call it season 2 if you will, but G2 Prime is back! Bigger, Better and more Bloodthirstier than ever! Stay tuned for more adventures across the generations.

For those of you who missed out of Season 1 here's a link. This is probably not required viewing as character development is stunted, and backstories are wafer thin

[Hursticon]

Bloody Oath!

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G2 Prime: We have killed many ugly decepticons old friend
Kup: You have killed many ugly decepticons. I'm not even entirely sure all of them were decepticons either.
G2 Prime: Nonetheless we are no closer to finding the source of the jamming signal.
Kup: Here's a nugget of wisdom for you Prime, if we keep killing everything we come across we will remain no closer to finding the source of the jamming signal.
G2 Prime: Well maybe if they stopped running, we could ask them.
Kup: Well maybe if yer stopped killing they'd stop running from you.
G2 Prime: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THE DEAD CAN'T RUN GENIUS.
Kup: I wish I had enough articulation to facepalm*


Snarl: Guys guys! You won't believe what I found!


G2 Prime: Well if Trypticons could swim, it's me from the past stuck in a giant crystal! I suppose I should bust me out.


SMASH!!!!
G1 Prime: Ugh....
G2 Prime: Hah, it really is my dopey old self. Here take my hand.


G1 Prime: Thank you. Where am I, who are you?
G2 Prime: I am the better more improved you from the future where all is lost and everyone you know is either dead or crazy. This is Kup and Steeljaw.
Kup: Good to see yer, welcome to hell.
Snarl: Hi Mr Prime sir.
G1 Prime: This is... highly... irregular. I was fighting Megatron then all of a sudden. I found myself here.
G2 Prime: No kidding, so was I.
G1 Prime: Hmm, why are all communications jammed?
Kup: We're trying to figure that out so we can find the others. But stab-happy here can't keep his blade sheathed.


G1 Prime: We must stop the jamming signal and regroup with the other Autobots. We will need to stand together to face the perils that are to come.
G2 Prime:What you're taller than me? I hate you already
Kup: We're with you Prime.
G1 Prime: Kup I want you to do a perimeter check. Steeljaw I wan't you to scout ahead for any activity. Prime I need you to tow the supplies.
G2 Prime: Tow the whatnow?


G1 Prime: Autobots transform and roll out!
G2 Prime: Hang on a minute, ain't I the one in charge here?


With new leadership will the party finally be able to complete their quest? Will we see the original Optimus kick butt as per the above out-of-focus photo? Stay tuned for the next action packed episode of Transformers G2 Prime: The Generation Wars


*Although he cannot touch his face Generations Kup does indeed possess enough articulation to at least look like he's facepalming.

[Hursticon]

Hehehe Season 2 is looking to be excellent, Lint - Looking forward to Ep2!

[Lint]

We now continue Transformers G2 Prime: The Generation Wars


G2 Prime: ...And that's when we realised that the aliens were using our very own Cosmos against us. Poor guy, he was so lonely.


G1 Prime: And he sacrificed himself to save the humans?
G2 Prime: Oh Primus no, I got wikileaks to make up some crap about us holding a party in the sun. Naturally he picked up on the cable and ate that stuff up like it was happy hour at Maccadam's.
G1 Prime: You lied to him? Surely there was a better way.
G2 Prime: Never seen a bot zoom so eagerly into a giant burning ball of gas.


G2 Prime: Look me-from-the-past, I get that you are still in that noble phase and are always seeking the peaceful solution but there's a lot you still need to learn, nay... will have to learn in order to survive, I mean be a sword wielding hero like me!


Snarl: Yo Primes, I found somethings up ahead!
G1 Prime: Lead the way my little friend
Snarl: Little? I feel like my role in this show has been reduced to 'diminuitive scene-changer'


Major Tungsten: Skywarp! Skyhammer! Surround him and make sure he is fully restrained! Knockdown! Keep his weapon under guard. This one has escaped custody on multiple occasions.
Ironhide: Hmph...


G1 Prime: It's Ironhide! We must negotiate his freedom
Kup: This looks bad Prime, reminds me of the time I was down 5000 credits and a T-cog on Monacus.
G2 Prime: There will be no negotiating of any sort. We will wait on top of this hill then strike without mercy.
Kup: Just to clarify, I wasn't talking to you.


Ironhide: Heh, you creeps really think you can keep old Ironhide down? Looks like I need to teach you lot how to...


Ironhide: REAP THE WHIRLWIND!!!
Skywarp: Wha...?
Major Tungsten: You fools!


Major Tungsten: Stop him!


G2 Prime: Dang, looks like we can just lay here and enjoy the show
Kup: He's always been a brawler that Ironhide
G2 Prime: I know right?
Kup: Wasn't talking to you
G1 Prime: This is madness, the humans are our allies, surely we can resolve this misunderstanding through dialogue
G2 Prime: There will be no dialogue, sit your arse down before somebody spots you.


Major Tungsten: Stay right where you are you big metal freak.
Ironhide: My ol commander used to have a big sore spot fer your kind, however all I want to do now is teach you a SHORT, SHARP LESSON in...


Skywarp: SKY CANNON!
Ironhide: ARGHH!!!


Major Tungsten: You useless tape-balls, you almost got me killed! One more incident like that and I'll make sure your already miserable energon rations are cut in half!
Skywarp: Sorry boss
Skyhammer: Won't happen again, isn't that right Cali?
Caliburst: My crosshairs are trained on his noggin
Major Tungsten: Help this miserable pile of scrap up, we're moving off.


G2 Prime: Ah crepesticks, I was looking forward to a massacre.
Kup: Shall we step in Prime?
G2 Prime:......
Kup: Well shall we?
G2 Prime:......
Kup: *sigh* Shall we step in Stabbimus Prime?
G2 Prime: Ooooh so you are talking to me now
Kup: Only because you're the only one left around
Snarl: Hey!
G2 Prime: Wait, only one... where the hell is


G2 Prime: Ah crepes...

G1 Prime: Greetings, I am Optimus Prime. I have come to negotiate the release of the Autobot Ironhide.
Ironhide: Prahm? I haven't seen you in *cough* decacycles
G1 Prime: It is
Major Tungsten: So you are the great Optimus Prime eh? I am Major Tungsten of the United States Freedom Force. Skywarp this one looks valuable, shoot him in the back as well
G1 Prime: In ages past our kind were once allies. I see no reason why this could not be so again. Such hostilities are not necessary. My friend Ironhide means no harm.
Major Tungsten:Oh god, on second thought shoot him


G1 Prime: This has got to end. Kup.... your rifle
Kup: I know what you're planning and I will have no part in it
G1 Prime: Steeljaw, get me the rifle.



G1 Prime: I see that you have recruited former Decepticons into your ranks. I do not know what has transpired but I see this as a positive step towards reconciliation between not only our species but between Cybertronian kind as well.
Major Tungsten: Yes very well, will you come with me?
G1 Prime: I am happy to continue our discussions elsewhere. It would be a great honour for humankind to be the catalyst that sparks peaceful relations between Autobot and Decepticon...


Pew!
G1 Prime: What? No!
Skywarp & Skyhammer: !!!!!


Major Tungsten: Skyhammer you fool! What have you done!?!
Skyhammer: It wasn't me boss! It was.. it musta been Caliburst!
Caliburst: Hey!


G1 Prime: My... my future self was right. You're all monsters.... monsters that need to be sent to a party in the sun.


Kup: Yer happy now?
G2 Prime: ..........
Kup: Yer happy now Sniper Prime?
G2 Prime: I heard you the first time old friend, I was just reflecting on past experiences...


Ironhide: Urg... I'm not done yet Prahm!
Knockdown: Eep!
G1 Prime: Look out Ironhide!!!
Skyhammer: Not so fast Prime!


Ironhide: It ain't polite to shoot a bot in the back!
Skywarp: !!!!!


Ironhide: Get off my Prahm!
Skyhammer: Urk!


Ironhide: Urg, *cough* lucky last.
Major Tungsten: This is madness! No! Stay away from me!
G1 Prime: Ironhide, no! Don't do it.


Major Tungsten: Please! You're an Autobot. Have mercy! We can get you help. Energon! Anything!
Ironhide: Don't worry, this is gonna cause you a lot less pain than the world of hurt you've caused my kind.


The following scene is too graphic for public viewing. However the blood curdling sounds are perfectly ok.
Major Tungsten: Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


G1 Prime: Ironhide..... Look what they've done to you. Worse still what they made you do to them.
*sizzle* *crack*
G1 Prime: Rest now old friend. You will be..... revenged


G1 Prime: RAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH!!!!!!!!


G2 Prime: He had to learn someday...
Kup: Come on Prime, our work is done here, lets go.
G2 Prime: Could it have been me at the other end of the scope all that time ago?


Knockdown: Should we go back to human's base?
Caliburst: No it's over...
Knockdown: What do we do now then?
Caliburst: We should report back to Megatron.

Did somebody say the M word? What a heavy ending! Find out if the mood changes in the next thrilling installment of Transformers G2 Prime: The Generation Wars

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NICE, this is fun.

[liegeprime]

No self censoring Lint!!

Blood and gore all the way!! Disembowelments, bloodspurts!!! the works!

[Trent]

Very cool stuff.

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G1 Prime: Oh Ironhide, it was not supposed to end like this old friend
Kup: Beats getting your head blown off in a slow-arse shuttle
G2 Prime: Ironhide fought with valiantly
G1 Prime: You were right, me-from-the-future. They're monsters... all of them. My weakness will only get more good Autobots killed.


G1 Prime: That is why I will not rest until all who are responsible have been shot to pieces.
G2 Prime: You have my sword!
G1 Prime: No I don't you're holding it right there in your hand
G2 Prime: No I meant like "I'm with you!"
G1 Prime: Oh good.... I understand now! Lets try it again
G2 Prime: On three
G1 Prime: Three... I will not rest until all who are responsible have been shot to pieces!
G2 Prime: You have my sword!
Kup: ......
G2 Prime: Kup?
Kup: I'm not saying it!!!


Kup: So are yer happy now? Ironhide's dead and you've molded your past self into your own sick image
G2 Prime: Geez you make it sound like we're not even the same bot


Snarl: *sigh* guys guys, guess what I found
G2 Prime: Thank Primus more things to kill! Lead the way Steeljaw!

Meanwhile sometime earlier....



G2 Megs: Caliburst, Knockdown! Why are you not with our unwitting human collaborator? Where are Skyhammer and Skywarp?
Caliburst: We were ambushed by Autobots my lord
Knockdown: One with a sword this big!
G2 Megs: A Prime with a sword? Could it be? Tell me was he really short?
Knockdown: Shortest Prime I've ever seen!


G2 Megs: Haa ha ha ha ha haa! It is him! My old enemy has managed to survive the cataclysm as well. All in time for me to crush him once more!


G2 Megs: Huffer, Caliburst! Gather your brethren. Battletrap! Track down the sworded Prime and report back to me.
Huffer/Battletrap: Yes my lord!


G2 Megs: Go my minions! Seek the Prime then we shall engineer his destruction!
Knockdown: Decepticon engineering is the best!


Battletrap: I think this where we...
Battletrap: ...split up
Battletrap: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Huffer: Hilarious as always guys...
Battletrap: Seeyas Huffer


Huffer: Ugh, alone at last. so Caliburst what really happened out there?
Caliburst: It's like I said, we were ambushed.
Huffer: By Prime? Did you really have to tell Megatron? Remember we were sent to spy on Megatron not help him.
Caliburst: What could I do? Knockdown was there as well.
Huffer: This brown earth really clogs up my wheel arches.


Snarl: STARRRR CONVOY, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE! Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Huffer: PRIMUS WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!


THUD!
Snarl: Owww!


Snarl: Hey what gives?! Learn how to drive!
Huffer: It's a Decepticon!
Caliburst: This one was with the sworded Prime Huffer
Huffer: Then he must know where Prime is
Snarl: Yeah I'm like totally Prime's scout n stuff. Also I remember you blue guy. You got away huh?
Huffer: Well you're in luck. We are deep undercover in Megatron's ranks. Tell Prime to meet us here at 0300 hours, I will have our team rendevous here as well.
Snarl: Uh, sure!
Huffer: Great! I can't wait for this stupid charade to end.


Caliburst: Please give us a moment of privacy Huffer, we have private... minicon business to discuss.
Huffer: Yeah whatever just don't take too long.

Far too long later


PCC's: We are here to serve Lord Megatron!
G2 Megs: Very well, Smolder! Sledge! Icepick! Undertow!
Sledge: Why are you shouting our names?
G2 Megs: It's a medical condition we Cybertronian leaders have


Throttler: We minicons, Chopster, Throttler, Chainclaw and Waterlog are also here to serve!
G2 Megs: Yes yes, very good
G2 Megs: Well done Huffer for assembling your brothers and... nephews? at such short notice
Huffer: It is a pleasure to serve Lord Mega...


Huffer: Huuuergfff!!!
PCC's: Whaa?


Caliburst: Lord Megatron! Huffer is a traitor! He conspires to meet with the sworded Prime and engineer your destruction!
G2 Megs: Oh really? You Autobots couldn't engineer yourselves out of a Polonium Boloney sandwich!


G2 Megs: Truth is, even if your... nephew? is lying, I've been wanting to blow your Autobot brains out since the day we met. Any last words?
Huffer: Blow my tailpipe
G2 Megs: If you say so.


G2 Megs: It is done! Sledge! Dispose of this Autobot garbage
Sledge: It would be my pleasure Lord Megatron


Smolder: Dump the Huff!
Icepick: DUMP THE HUFF!
Undertow: DUMP THE HUFF!
Sledge: I'm gonna do it!
Caliburst: Just chuck him out already



Meanwhile....


Snarl: Look guys! Isn't it cool!
Kup: Yer took us all the way out here to see this?
G2 Prime: Eugh, what is that thing? Can I kill it?
G1 Prime: When am I gonna get to shoot something?

[GoktimusPrime]

Sledge: Why are you shouting our names?
G2 Megs: It's a medical condition we Cybertronian leaders have

Best.