Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
+ Sparkplug Witwicky (comics only, cartoon Sparkplug was freakishly smart - being able to repair Cybertronians on par with Wheeljack and Ratchet. He even BUILT an Autobot shell once! How does someone this smart end up as an oil rig worker? Or a mechanic... or whatever the hell his job's meant to be)
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Simple... the money. Why else does anyone like working on an oil rig?

"I do this job because the pay is good, the scenery changes and they let me play with explosives" - Steve Buscemi in Armageddon