united Kup backing card has a cigar?

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

If you were a Hasbro exec, would you approve a toy with a ciggie in its mouth and run the risk of angry parents suing you, or would you opt to lose the ciggie and run the risk of having nerds rage about it in the internet?

They could give him a voice-chip with a hacking old-man cough and the line "Smoking is bad, kids!"