I need to vent!

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I've been waiting for a package to show up from Canada for over a month. Tracking says International item has left Canada, 18/08. Wonder when the hell it will show up.

On another note, damn oven has gone on the fritz. The time keeps reseting itself and beeps every damn time. Last nite it was goin nuts, I finally got the poops with it that I decided to punch it. Stayed off for the rest of the night so I could sleep. Started fritzing again today a bit, but not much. I think it know's who's boss

Part 1: Seek out Aus Post man, I wouldn't be surprised if they've got it sitting there as punishment for reporting that tool of a delivery bloke.
Part 2: LOL! - Gentle Persuasion.